Oh god, Halloween is near…what will the Cullen's do?

Everyone was sitting around the television watching horror movies just for kicks when Emmett came running down stairs. "Guys, guys, it's that time of year again!!!" he yelled.

"It's that time of year again for what?" Bella asked looking up at Edward, who was clearly reading Emmett's mind.

"Oh God Emmett no, not again!!!" Edward yelled spastically. Everyone had now seemed to get the idea…well except for Bella…she still had no idea what was going on.

"Yeah, I'll get the decorations!!!!" Alice yelled.

"Wait, decorations for what? What's going on?" Bella asked as everyone started to get off the couch.

"Halloween of course silly." Alice said helping Bella up.

"Oh…I thought it was something bad…if that's all that's going on then why is Edward so afraid?" Bella asked looking back at Edward, who was huddled in the corner mumbling something that sounded like, 'not again.'

"Oh…don't worry about him Bella, he's just a spoil sport…now come on, let's go to the mall, we need costumes, decorations, pumpkins, oh and you can't forget about the candy." Alice yelled, giddily jumping up and down as she pulled Bella into the Porsche.

"Alice I don't think the mall sells costumes, or pumpkins." Bella reasoned trying her best to get out of this shopping trip.

"That's why were not going to the regular mall silly, were going to the Halloween mall." Alice smirked as she drove. She was so happy she turned the radio on high and started singing. Too bad for poor Bella who hated music, and shopping….well maybe she'd change her mood once they got to this so called 'Halloween mall'. Or not…yeah probably not…this was Bella we were talking about you know.

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(Bella's POV)

Oh god, now I see why Edward was so upset….He didn't want to have a crazy Halloween party and neither did I. I hated parties, celebrations, get together's, anything with tons of people where I'd end up making a fool of myself. And I most definitely didn't enjoy shopping!!!

Alice was driving her overly vibrant, yellow Porsche to a so called 'Halloween mall' I didn't even like regular malls and now I'd be stuck at one of these crazy things, this was insane!!!!

When we got there I knew for sure it wasn't going to be good….after all the mall was a giant jack-o-lantern for havens sake!!!

Alice had pulled me out of the car, and we started to walk in, or well…Alice walked…I was dragged against my will…I knew I should have just spent today with Jacob, at least he doesn't get into all this excitement over things like this. He actually listens to me, if I say I don't want a party he won't give me a party. But no, with Alice we have a freaking party almost every other week, and she takes so many pictures because to her apparently, 'every day of my life is special from beginning to end'.

When I say beginning I mean beginning, last week she took a picture of me while I was still sleeping….I knew I should never hang around her while Edward wasn't around but this was getting off topic. The real problem hear wasn't pictures or parties, it was the fact that I was being dragged into a huge jack-o-lantern shaped mall!!!

(Alice's POV)

Oh, this was going to be so much fun. I knew right now Bella didn't want to do this but once we started shopping I'm sure her mood would change….Well if it didn't change I'd change it for her...I didn't want to be mean, and I knew she hated celebrations but oh, you only get to live once, why not live right and celebrate as many things as possible? After all this is our first Halloween together….it should go off with a bang….just like fourth of July. Ok well….maybe forth of July was a little too much of a bang but hey…it's not my fault Bella's hair caught on fire….after all, all I did was hand her a sparkler. How was I suppose to know she would try to spin in a circle, trip, and get it stuck in her hair…well all I can say is thank god she fell into that pool, but enough about that!!! It was time to start our shopping adventure!!!!!!!

The first store I dragged Bella into was the costume shop. Last year I was Tinkerbelle, Rosalie was a bunny and Esme was a nurse because of the whole Carlisle being a doctor thing. This year I wanted to try something completely different….Ok maybe not so different….but maybe a little darker, like a grave yard pixy or something. I wondered what Bella was going to be….

"Bella what do you want to dress up as?" I asked, truly curious.

"Alice, you must be kidding, I haven't dressed up for Halloween since I was nine, next you'll want to go trick or treating." Bella whined.

"Oh please Bella, not even Emmett is as childish as to do something as down right stupid as that." I giggled nervously, hiding the fact that her statement was right on point.

"Alice, you're seriously trying to tell me you've never seen Emmett go trick or treating?" Bella laughed….not buying into my fib.

"Ok….he may have possibly gone last year….and I may have possibly gone along with him." I muttered hoping desperately that she didn't hear me, though she was smirking, so she must have.

"Nice." She laughed.

"I was just in it for the candy." I informed her.

"Oh yeah…like that's believable." Bella laughed again.

"It is." I mumbled, getting annoyed.

"Alice, you're a vampire, you can't even eat candy." Well…she got me there…time for an abrupt subject change.

"Yeah, whatever Bella…come on let's look for costumes!!!" I yelled pulling her over to one of the overly decorated costume racks.

(Mean while at home)

Emmett had dragged Edward down into the basement which before today Edward didn't even know existed to look for the Halloween decorations because he was too afraid to go down there himself.

"Emmett….since when do we even have a basement?" Edward asked looking around.

"Only since forever Edward, now come on. Where do you think we put last year's decorations? We only have a month until Halloween, which only gives us 42 days to decorate!!!" Emmett yelled.

"Um Emmett….months only have thirty one days….not forty two." Edward mumbled, truly ashamed of his brother's mental disposition.

"Oh God, then we need to hurry it up even more!!!" Emmett said running into the dark mist that was the other side of the basement.

"Wait for me!!!" Edward yelled running after him. The truth was Edward was just as afraid of this basement as Emmett was…maybe even more afraid then Emmett was…..

"Oh crap, this is just a bunch of Hanukkah stuff!!!" Emmett yelled.

"What the hell Emmett?!?!? Were not even Jewish, why do we have Hanukkah decorations?" Edward asked.

"Well gosh Edward, I brought them last year because I didn't want to be racist!!" Emmett answered.

"Emmett, Judaism is a type of religion , not a race!!!" Edward yelled.

"Yah, yah, whatever Edward….that's what all racist people say, now come on I think the Halloween decorations are in the attic." Emmett said going back up the stairs.

"I am not racist, and attic? What Attic? We don't have any attic!!!" Edward yelled going up after him.

"Yah, yah, just like we don't have a basement. We've been living here for years, you'd think you'd know if there was an attic or not, God and I'm the stupid one?!?!" Emmett laughed. "I guess you spend too much time cooped up in your room, just like a rooster, except when the roosters spending too much time in the coop at least he's getting some."

"Emmett…that analogue made absolutely no sense." Edward argued.

"Yah….maybe it made on sense….or maybe your just not smart enough to understand because I'm at a whole other level of intelligence, that you have yet to reach."

"Yeah…that's it." Edward laughed, sarcastically.

"Yes, yes it is, I'm so glad you're finally seeing where I'm coming from." Emmett said, happily.

"I was being sarcastic you pop tart!!" Edward yelled.

"What the hell kind of insult is pop tart?" Emmett laughed.

(In the kitchen)

"Esme, but I don't want to bake cookies, I have hospital work to do." Carlisle whined…Esme had been insistent that they were to bake four dozen pumpkin shaped cookies to hand out to the neighborhood children who came trick or treating this year…It wasn't a bad idea actually…Unless you counted for the fact that one, they had no experience in baking anything what's so ever……in fact the only thing they've ever cooked in general was a salad…and that really didn't require much effort. And of course there was the obvious fact of, two, they lived in the woods practically in the middle of no where…they had no neighbors what's so ever, let alone children. The idea was truly mental to waste your time, money, and effort, and bake cookies when the only one they knew who could even eat them was Bella…and even then she wouldn't eat four let alone four dozen.

"Esme we don't even know how to bake, and we have absolutely no neighbors, this would truly be a waste of money, time, and effort!!!" Carlisle said trying to get out of this…..he hated his wife's idea but he loved her so much he'd go along with her every whim…that's why he took the cooking class with her, and the dress making class, and even yoga……thinking back on that made him feel kind of gay…..he was in desperate need to do something to take his man hood back!!!!

Authors note: Well this was the first chapter. I hope you all enjoyed it, if you didn't then well….no one's forcing you to read anymore but if you did like it then there's more to come soon. You guys could tell me what you want to see and as I say in all my stories your more then welcome to follow me on twitter for story updates and other random stuff I'm lboocherry and the links on my profile, if you have a twitter please join me, I'd love to hear from all of you and I really feel that you can't exactly, truly, expose how you feel about the story just in a review, and besides the fact if I become famous one day and write my own book you can say, "hey, I know that girl, I've talked to her before" now wouldn't that be cool? Anyways though to all you newbie's out there who haven't read any of my previous stories if your in need of a good laugh you'd really enjoy my truth or dare story, after all it was nominated for an award of best comedy anyway though….enough about me please just leave a review, tell me what you think, criticism is always welcome though I love praise a whole lot more (=