Why don't you love me?
I remember when he loved me, but now he loves that other girl. So I plan my revenge!
"Link,get your butt over here!" "What is it?" "One of my cows is dead!" "Cool." "What do you mean cool?" "What I mean is that we got dinner!" "I'm not eating a dead cow!" "That's what a hamburger is Sherlock!" "Uhhhhh…" "That's what I thought." Link is sitting on the couch watching TV. "So what do you have to say for yourself?" "Nothing?" "HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT WHEN HE TOOK OUR CHILD?" "Well excuse me princess!" "Classic." Link turns off the TV and Mallon is cooking. "So what's on the menu today?" "Well, I'm making a salad with some fancy cheese and" "SSSSSSSNNNNNOOOORRRRRRRREEEE EE" "LIIIINNNNKKKK!" "Ahh!" Link falls down of the chair" "Oops! Sorry!" "Well I'm going to go play poker with Ganadorf and Mario and Browser"
"All kings baby!" "Ah man!" "Crap Mario, you're good!" "Can I eat him?" "NO!" "Hey what can I say? I'm the king!" "AHHHHHHHH!" "THE GIRLS!" "Look at this lip gloss!" "I know! It's so cute!" "Stupid lip gloss." "Tell me about it!" Zelda pops out of nowhere. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "Oh! Hi there Zelda!" "Hey babe!" Ganadorf says love struck. "Link I need to talk to you outside." "Ok." "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"LIIIIIIIINNNNNKKKKK!"
