A/N: I really think this was funny. I went to my Mormon Girls Camp for the first time this year and it was hillarious when i read Twilight & New Moon 3 days later finding that a character had a theme song at camp... Ya i laughed sooo hard at that well this at that. ANYWAYS... Justin was my BBFF (Best Boy Friend Forever) i dated him once. Yes it was cool. But he moved and before he did I kept on begging my mom to adopt him. He was a foster child...
Alice The Camel
ALICES POV
I had dragged Bella and Edward with Me and Rosalie to the mall. I thought it would be fun for them. Edward seemed content becuase Bella was going too, Bella however, was a different story. She had thrown a fit for at least 10 minutes before she calmed down and got in the car. We were in the Gap when I heard a mother and her children.
"Mom, why does she sing camp songs all the time? Can't you just tell her to shut it?" the 2 sons asked.
"Dylan and Justin, how dare you? Especially you Justin! I didn't tell my mom to adopt you for nothing!!! Just for that i'm gonna sing Alice!" the daughter teased.
Edward, Bella, and Rosalie must of heard this becuase they were trying hard not to laugh.
"Kelly, please be reasonable. You know how much I hate that song. Please, for me?" The son named Justin said.
"Kelly can do it if she wants you guys bugged her so now she can." The mom said.
"YAY!!!" Kelly screamed as she jumped up and down. Then she started singing and I was really embarrased.
"Alice the Camel has - 5 humps! Alice the camel has - 5 humps! Alice the Camel has - 5 humps! so go Alice go!"
Edward, Bella, and Rosalie cracked up and I swear I almost Blushed...
"Alice the Camel has - 4 humps! Alice the camel has - 4 humps! Alice the Camel has - 4 humps! so go Alice go! Alice the Camel has - 3 humps! Alice the camel has - 3 humps! Alice the Camel has - 3 humps! so go Alice go! Alice the Camel has - 2 humps! Alice the camel has - 2 humps! Alice the Camel has - 2 humps! so go Alice go! Alice the Camel has - 1 humps! Alice the camel has - 1 humps! Alice the Camel has - 1 humps! so go Alice go! Alice the camel has - no humps! Alice the camel has - no humps! Alice the camel has - no humps! So Alice is a horse!" Kelly sang.
By now Edward, Rose, & Bella had lost it. They thought it was hillarious. I ran out of the store embarrased. I looked behind he and they were laughing even harder now.
Why must songs like that exist?????
Lolz i thought that was funny. BTW: Stephenie Meyer is Mormon as well. She probably knows that song...
