I have an exam tomorrow, I've been a hermit all semester, and I'm fucking exhausted. I needed this nonsense.


This was not going to be a good day. Cain woke up irritated, Keeler was walking around with an ice pole up his rear, and now Abel's computer was on the fritz. All under 2 hours. Abel wanted more than anything to crawl back into his bed, avoid the harshness of the day, and just dream about the open fields and blue skies of his childhood home.

With a final swift clutter of his fingers over the keyboard, Abel pushed back his chair and left the lab with an irritated rhythm. No one seemed to care. The remaining navigators stayed as they were, with drooping eyes glued to the brilliant, unnatural glow of their computer screens, and elbows propped to cushion their head with sweaty palms. Some didn't even have their eyes open.


Abel opened the door to his room. There stood a shining unicorn, with Cain sitting proud and arrogant as ever on its back. Abel was shocked, to say the least, but he'd seen Cain in the shower with a squid and a human sized frog before, so the shock eventually wore off. Nothing was considered strange anymore after that.

"Come on princess, we're gonna ditch this place for the night."

Abel reached out his hand, then hesitated. "You sure that's such a good idea? What if we get caught?"

"What if we get caught?" Cain mocked. "If you're so worried about being a fucking cock sucker, then why isn't your ass in your fancy navi-lab, huh?"

Abel sighed. He was so tired. "Fine. But we have to be back before someone will notice. And I mean really notice."

"Tch. Yeah, because a fucking sparkling horse with a rigid cock sticking out of its forehead is totally under the radar."

With that, the argument was settled. Abel mounted the unicorn and held onto Cain for dear life as the unicorn teleported to a lovely meadow. The breeze was refreshing, the skies were clear, and the rich, green grass was soft enough to for fucking. They fucked and fucked, the unicorn found a mate of its own and had a good fuck too, and Cain and Abel returned back to their room, unnoticed, and cuddled the night away.

As terrible as the beginning had been, this was a perfect day.


Don't ask me what that was. I don't even know. I've lost all reason and what not. I was just going to ramble about Abel having a bad day, when out of nowhere my head started screaming UNICORN! at me. I couldn't help myself. There needed to be a unicorn. And with that, I shall now resume hermit mode. fml.