What does Gene do when he's home alone?
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Disclaimer: I don't own Outlaw Star or any of the characters. However, the idea for this fic is mine and I'll be pissed if you steal it.

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"Hey," Aisha wondered out loud as she sipped her heavily sweetened mocha latte. "What does Gene do when he has the house to himself?"
"What an interesting question," Suzuka softly replied, sipping her tea.
"One time, I came home from shopping early and he was working on something in the kitchen," Melfina commented, smiling as she sipped her plum juice.
"How big was the mess?" Aisha snickered, almost spitting out her beverage.
"Not too large. He had barely gotten started."
"I wonder what he's doing now. Jim's buying castor shells, so he's got the house to himself," the assassin pondered, a vision of destruction on her mind.
"We're going to come home to a burnt mound of rubble, aren't we?" the Ctarl Ctarl asked, half-jokingly, a nervous hint to her voice.
"He's probably just sliding around on the floor in his underwear and socks, singing," Suzuka laughed.
The other two girls joined in. They were all glad they had gone to a cafe.
"Maybe he's looking at porn," Aisha added.
"Probably is," the swordswoman agreed.
"Maybe he's jumping on everybody's bed and watching soap operas!" Melfina giggled.
The other two stared at her for a minute, and then began to laugh hysterically. So the bio-android had a sense of humor after all!
"He could be inviting Iris and her friends over for an orgy," an unusually sick-minded Aisha suggested.
"Oh, stop! I think I'm gonna puke!" Melfina laughed, getting into this fleering.

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Meanwhile, back at Starwind and Hawking Enterprises' headquarters, Gene sneezed. He shrugged, and went back to watching "The Jerry Springer Show."