The Hogwarts Bathroom

Disclamer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter charactors or the Hogwarts bathroom, and I wouldn't want to own the Hogwarts bathroom

Lee Jorden and the Weasly twins ran into the great hall laughing,
"Hey Ron, Harry, we just cloged the sinks in the bathroom with toilet paper and turned the taps on!" said Fred.
"We turned it on full blast!" said George.
"I gotta see this!" yelled Ron, and he and Harry ran to the bathroom.

"Woah look at all this water!" said Harry.
"It's up to my knees!" said Ron.
"Hello?" came a voice from a cubicle. "Is there anyone there?, can anyone here me?, it seems I have ran out of toliet paper, its so embarising, please someone give me some toliet paper! I don't wanna use my hand!"
"Maybe we should help him" said Harry
"No, this is funny!" said Ron
"It will stink and squish man" said the voice. "help me!, theres no paper!, I'm not using my robes man!, is there anyone there? please help me!". (FART SOUND) "It's all wet, I have diareha man I need toliet paper fast!"
"Tolietus Paperus" said Harry as he pointed his wand at the cubicle
"thank you! thank you!" said the voice, then the boy the voice belonged to walked out holding a roll of toliet paper.
"Hey look its Nevlle Long bottom!" said Harry.
"Yeah, and now we know why they call him Longbottom" said Ron.
"Umm, no we don't" said Harry.
"Well we know why they should call him wetbottom, or spends-a-long-time-on-the-tolietbotom or something" replyed Ron

Just then Colin Creavy came in; "What happend here!" he said
"Harry saved me from a fate worse than death!" said Neville.
"Let me get a photo" said Colin, and just as he took the photo the roll of toliet paper turned into a million tiny little rats.
"Colin!" yelled Harry "You can't photograph magic toliet paper!"
"Oh no there was some toilet paper in my pants!" cryed Neville as he started runing around the bathroom where the water was now up to there waists.
"AAHHHH! MY BATHROOM!" yelled someone, everyone turned around, it was Filtch the caretaker and his cat who had started dog-paddling or more aporpiatly cat-paddling after some tiny rats that had just crawled out of Nevilles pants.
"AAHHHH! MY CAT!" yelled Filtch.

Just then Dumbledor came in.
"AAHHHH! MY DUMBLEDOR!" yelled Filtch, "I mean, what are you doing here Professer?"
"Well the staff toliets are full of tiny rats and I needed to take a dump" said Dumbledor
"Tiny rats?" said Harry, "Colin Have you..."
"I couldn't resist" interupted Colin, "The great Dumbledor taking a dump, it would be a great photo!"
"Well I must fix this" said Dumbledor "Wheres my wand?" Dumbledor reachs for his wand but grabs a toilet brush instead, "Tolietus Drainus!" yelled Dumbledor pointing the toliet brush at the nearest toliet, suddenly the toliet went flying through the roof
"I wonder where thats gonna land" said Ron.

In walked Snape; "Who's behind this?" he said, he looked around, "Ahh Poter and the Weasle"
"No, the other weasles!" said Ron who was trying not to swolow the water.

Hagrid runs in; "THERE'S A TOILET ON ME 'ED!" he yelled.
"So thats where it landed" said Ron.
"Yes I can see that Hagrid" said Dumbledor "And please, lift the seat"
"I duno what the worlds comin' to if I can't sit on the toilet with out having an'other one land on me 'ed" said Hagrid.
"I'm trying to get it off Hagrid" replyed Dumbledor.
"No yer not, yer jus' wavin' a toilet brush at it!" said Hagrid
"What? toilet brush!, who replaced my wand with a toilet brush!" yelled Dumbledor

All of a suden Lord Voldamort burst in with his fly undone; "Man I gotta go!" he yelled

To Be Continued...

A/N : Please tell me your ideas for part two!