Disclaimer: I don't know Disney, and the whole...original of this song is by them. Animorphs is K.A. Applegate's. Yes, this may resemble something else I haven't ever seen before, but I did write this. I actually wrote it about two years ago. I give some credit (and I'm sure she wants it) to Jamie, k? Yep. And...this is the result of a very bored Someone who just would post anything. (Oh, and there might be some HTML mess ups and typos, ignore please...)
Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't ya think
my collection's complete?
Wouldn't ya think I'm the Yeerk,
the Yeerk who has everything?
Look at this ship.
Bodies untold!
How many bodies can
one Blade ship hold?
Lookin' around here you'd think,
"Sure, she's got everything!"
I've got Hork-Bajir and Gedds of plenty.
I've got Pemalites and Howlers galore.
You want humans?
I've got twenty.
But who cares?
No big deal.
I want more!
I wanna be where the Animorphs are.
I wanna see, wanna see 'em morphin'!
Walkin' along on those--what do you call 'em?--Oh, paws!
Walkin' on legs you don't get too far!
Fins are required for killin' some Yeerks!
Strollin' along on those--what's that word again?--claws!
Up where they walk!
Up where they fight!
Up where they stay in my head all night!
Wandering free!
Wish I could be!
An Animorph too!
What would I give,
if I could live
on the Yeerk homeworld!
What would I pay,
to spend a day,
warm under the Kandrona rays!
Betcha on the Yeerk homeworld
they understand
that they don't
reprimand their grubs!
Watch 'em swimmin'.
Sick of livin'
on this land!
And ready to know what the Yeerks know.
Ask 'em my questions
and get killed!
What are Gedds?
And why don't they--what's the word?--learn!
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love,
love to explore that Yeerk pool above!
Out of the street
wish I could beat
the Yeerks...
