JK Rowling owns these characters, I'm just borrowing them ;)


Harry Poofter waoke in a sweaty state and aching arse. Pulling his man thong out of his crack he climbed out of bed to find snape.

Creeping through the corridors of the playboy mansion he heard a moaning sound coming from Ron Weasleys room and went in search of this noise. Seeing Ron and Tom Riddle doing anal he got rather jelous and carried on his journey to find Snape.

Finally finding Snape asleep he decided to experiment and pushed his pixie dick inside Snape.

"OH MY GOD!" Exclaimed Snape as he desperaty tried to control the pleasure running through his dick, all the way down to his feet.

Harry was pleased with what he was accomplishing as this was the first time he had done such things.

Normally he would just take it up the arse from many people; people from the mansion like Snape and Tom Riddle.

After his pleasurable arse fun with Snape, Harry decided to go back to Rons room to see if he was still with Tom Riddle.

Entering the room he realised they were still at it so he decided as Snape hadn't given him full satisfaction he would join in as he had never joined in a threesome before.


As the sun started rising through the window Harry felt too exhausted to even try and get out of his sweaty pit .

Hermionie rushed in exclaiming a peculiar substance covered her ginger pussy Crookshanks.

Laughing as I realised that the substance was Rons cum I offered to help clean her Pussy as long as I could use my tounge.

She agreed and a massive grin spread across my face; she didn't know what she was letting herself in for.

Hermionies pussy tasted of fishy slamon and the noises she made sounded like the plaboy mansion pig.

After she dribbled on me for the third time I gave in and went to get changed for breakfast in the chamber halls.

I found Tom Riddle on the way to the hall and he offered to make up for replacing me with Ron the night just gone.

I agreed and enjoyed the 5 seconds it lasted as Tom was thursting into me so hard I flew like a bullet through the wall into the chamber halls.

My dick went straight in poor Ginnys mouth ending up in her deep throating my hairy penis whilst trying to swallow her last coco pops.


Harry Poofter was my friends idea, I was reading a FanFic and she got the totally wrong idea and thought that it was a kind of massive sex school or something. Her being as brilliant as she is wrote this.