Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto in any way, or form. The honor of owning this masterpiece would have to be Kishimoto-san.
Summary: AU, all the Naruto co. are in highschool. How will these students survive through the crazy stunts, the crazy work, and the TOTALLY MAD teachers? Warning: may contain child abuse, shota, YAOI, Hetero, lemon, swearing, and other things that can occur in teen lives. But there will be humor within all that. OOCness too.
Genre: Humor/Romance/Angst
FOR SURE Pairings: SasoDei, TemaShika, HakuZabu, KibaHina, AsuKure, ItaKan, IruYasha, KidouTay, maybe more to come.
Reviewer's choice pairings: NejiSasu or GaaSasu, OroKabu or Oro TRIES Molest everyone, InoSaku or InoChou, you may request some if you want, I'll see if I like it.
One-sided pairings: ItaSasu, SakuSasu, I think that's about it.
Maybe pairings: TayShika? I'M, BRAIN DEAD!
Chapter 1-
It was the first day of school, and of course, Sasuke was not looking forward to seeing his fangirls.
Staring out at the rain with her heavy heart
It's the end of the world in my mind.
then your voice holds me back like a wake up call
I've been looking for the answer, somewhere…
Sasuke got up, and threw his radio/alarm clock out the window, and stomped to his private bathroom next to his closet. He took a shower, brushed his teeth and walked to the kitchen, where he was pounced on by his brother, Itachi.
"Is my little Sasuke-chan ready for the first day of highschool?" the senior asked him, grinning like a moron.
"GET... OFF... YOU... COW!" Sasuke yelled.
"You have yet to answer my question, my cute little brother." Itachi mocked.
"ONE... TWO...-"
"Alright, alright. Jeez Sasuke-chan, couldn't be a bit more nicer?" Itachi pouted getting off.
"Hn."
Sasuke grabbed a piece of french toast and said, "I'm off." as he walked out the door.
"Wait! Wait!" Itachi shouted.
"WHAT?" Sasuke shouted back.
"I'll drive you, IN MY BEAUTIFUL CAR!" Itachi proceeded to stroke his black Infinity.
"Only if I get to pick the station." Sasuke replied in a sigh.
"Fine, fine."
Sasuke and Itachi drove to school. When there, a SWAMP of females and males crowded the car.
"Geh!" Sasuke winced as he saw girls trying to scratch their way through the car. (scary...)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Girls, girls, one at a time." Itachi said signing autographs.
"WTF? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU OPEN THE DOOR!" Sasuke screamed as he tried to escape through the sun-roof, and suceeded, as he ran, ran, and ran.
"SASUKE-KUN!" More fangirls.
They all pounced for him, but he dodged them all, and they all landed face first on the cold, hard, tiled floor.
Sasuke ran to where he supposed his locker was.
'...233... Locker number 233... AH HA!' Sasuke turned the combination, '29, 8, 35.'.
"SASUKE-BASTARD! HAVE YOU MET MY NEW FRIEND THAT IS SO MUCH COOLER THAN ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS COMBINED, NEJI HYUUGA?" Naruto bragged.
"Hn." greeted Sasuke.
"Hn." greeted Neji. (Team Gai was from another elementry school and are sophmores. So they just met.)
"So... Sasuke-bastard, what's your schedule?" Naruto sneered, hoping that they had no classes together.
Sasuke handed Naruto a neatly folded paper, as Naruto threw Sasuke a crumpled ball.
Uchiha, Sasuke Age 14
Freshmen
Period 1- Advanced Geometry Room A-1 Ms. Kurenai (please bear with me, because I am not yet in highschool and have no idea what is taught in what grade levels.)
Period 2- Advanced Chemistry Room B-6 Mr. Asuma (unexpected teachers for subjects.)
Period 3- Advanced World History Room B-2 Mr. Iruka
Recess
Period 4- Advanced English Room E-5 Ms. Shizune
Period 5- Drama Room B-3 Ms. Tsunade: Principal
Lunch
Period 6- Physical Education on the track Mr. Gai
"Damn you, Sasuke-bastard, why don't they just send you to university!" Naruto shouted, having Neji peer into the paper.
"Looks like you have the same schedule as me, Sasuke." Neji said.
Uzumaki, Naruto Age 13 (cause, Naruto's birthday is in October.)
Freshmen
Period 1- Algebra 1 Room A-5 Ms. Anko
Period 2- Biology Room B-4 Mr. Orochimaru
Recess
Period 3- American History Room B-7 Mr. Kakashi
Period 4- Language Arts Room E-3 Mr. Jiraiya
Lunch
Period 5- Music Room E-8 Mr. Ebisu
Period 6- Physical Education on the track Mr. Gai
"NO! I CAN'T HANG OUT WITH NEJI, EXCEPT IN P.E.! NOT FAIR! WHY DOES SASUKE-BASTARD GET TO BE WITH NEJI!" Naruto screeched.
"Stop yelling, Naruto, you're giving me a headache." Gaara complained walking toward them.
"Oh! Sorry Gaara, can I see your schedule?" Naruto jumped up and down.
Naruto then scanned the list, and turned into a crying chibi, "Gaara, you have the same schedule as Sasuke-bastard and Neji."
"So?" Gaara shrugged.
Neji and Sasuke couldn't help it anymore, they burst out laughing.
"WAH! MY BEST FRIEND AND MY NEW FRIEND BOTH HAVE ONLY ONE SIMILAR CLASS TO ME! AND THAT'S P.E.!" Naruto screamed.
"You should just get better grades, Naruto, that's why we have the advanced sophmore classes." Gaara said.
"DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU ALL... YOU... YOU SMART PEOPLE!" Naruto yelled running toward Sakura to see what her schedule.
Naruto was glad that they had at least biology, recess, lunch, and music together.
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Sasuke, Neji, and Gaara walked together to class. They decided to sit together, because Gaara and Sasuke did not know any other sophmores.
Kurenai stepped in after everyone was seated.
"Hello my students. I'll try to make this class as fun as possible okay?" Kurenai smiled sweetly.
For the first half hour of the class, everything was normal... until... ASUMA-SENSEI STEPPED IN.
"Oh! Hello, Asuma, what may I ask are you here for?" Kurenai addressed.
Asuma took the cigarette from his mouth and flicked it somewhere...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY HAIR! MY HAIR! ITS ON FIRE!" shouted a girl. (Asuma flicked the cigarette in her hair by accident.)
She got out her seat and ran around in circles, 5 circles to be exact. Then, she jumped out of the window, and died.
Everyone looked either like this, O.o, or like this O.O.
3 minutes later, a boy started screaming,"YOU KILLED MY CHICK! YOU KILLED MY CHICKEN! (chicken?) OMG!" then he jumped too, shouting, "I'LL SAVE YOU!".
"Uh... this is an ADVANCED class right?" a random boy asked seeing the stupidity of his classmates.
Kurenai nodded, very slowly.
"THEN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" Sasuke shouted, very pissed that he had been put into a class with idiots, because he was in a class of idiots, then he was an idiot as well.
Neji and Gaara felt very pissed as well. Gaara proceeded to push a boy who was crying about his best friend, Oscar, through the window. (Oscar was the guy that jumped.)
Neji, decided to calm himself down. 'Breathe, you are civilized and will not do such barbaric actions.'
"I think I should pass out the books now." Kurenai said very slowly.
At 8:50 a.m. they all went to their next classes. The rest of the day went by smoothly until PERIOD 5, DRAMA!
"ALRIGHT PEOPLE! SHUT UP!" Tsunade shouted over the drama students.
Everyone went quiet.
"Listen up. We have a talent show on the third of October. I want you all to be in it." Tsunade started.
Everyone except some really girly fangirls groaned.
"NO COMPLAINING! Remember, you have to audition for the talent show, which will be held by myself. If you do not even try to audition, or auditioned, but didn't make it, the highest grade they can get for the trimester, is a 'C'!" Tsunade explained.
Everyone groaned again, even the fangirls. (the fangirls didn't know if they could make it or not.)
"Auditions are being held in a week from now, afterschool!" Tsunade told them.
"Now for the rest of the class find someone to partner with, or be an individual act. Once that is done, start planning what to do." Tsunade said.
All the fangirls/fanboys ran toward Itachi or Sasuke.
"ITACHI-KUN!" some shouted.
"SASUKE-KUN!" others shouted.
"Geh!" both Itachi and Sasuke shouted.
Itachi grabbed the people next to him and said, "Sorry girls, but I'm with these guys."
The girls and boys glared are Kisame and Kankurou, the two that Itachi had grabbed, and ran toward Sasuke.
"You owe us one, 'Tach." Kankurou chuckled as Itachi breathed in relieved.
"Yeah, yeah."
Sasuke seeing the girls/boys coming, he grabbed Neji and Gaara and did the exact samething as Itachi.
"You owe us, Uchiha." Gaara said.
"Whatever, I'll treat you both to sashimi afterschool." Sasuke told them.
"Are you sure you can afford it Sasuke?" Neji asked, since he just met Sasuke, he doesn't know that he was rich.
"Yeah." Sasuke said.
The 3 just sat there for a minute.
"So... what are we going to do?" Gaara asked, not liking C's, like the other two.
Neji and Sasuke shrugged.
"No poems." Gaara complained.
"No plays." Sasuke said.
"No ballets or tap dancing." Neji commented.
They trio thought for a while.
"Uh... how about a song?" Neji suggested.
"It has to be a good song." Sasuke replied.
"It has to have a music video, so we can see what to do." Gaara said.
They all thought for a second.
"UGH! WHAT BOY BAND HAS 3 MEMBERS?" Sasuke shouted in frustration.
"I'm not sure, let's make up our own band." suggested Neji.
"How about this, we all pick a genre of our own and then miss it together." Gaara said.
"Techno tune, and random lyrics, I guess." Neji said.
"Rock." Sasuke pointed out.
"Anything Dark." Gaara told them.
"We all write our own lyrics and come up with a tune of our own, that will be in the middle, the 3 solos, after that, we'll meet up and come up with a beginning and end that's not of techno, rock, or dark, okay?" Gaara said the longest sentence he had ever said in his whole life. (because he is very passionate when it comes to bands.) "Gaara... bad things happen when you start to act normal... stop." Sasuke said backing away.
"Oh... ok."
The 3 boys started writing lyrics that were of what they said.
Neji came up with:
A metaphor to me,
Can be a kite.
A kite that soars high,
With no worries.
Some may even be jealous of me.
For all they see me,
Is as a free flyer.
But as they get closer to I,
They see my life is in the hands of another.
I am forever attached,
And though it may seem it,
I'll never be truely free...
Sasuke and Gaara blinked, stared, then started laughing.
"What?" Neji asked.
"Don't you think that's a bit... girly?" Sasuke asked between chuckling.
"I can come up with whatever I want. Do you have anything better, Sasuke?" Neji challenged.
"In fact, I do." Sasuke boasted.
Sasuke came up with:
Got a big plan, this mindset maybe its right
At the right place and right time, maybe tonight
And the whisper or handshake sending a sign
Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait nevermind
Late night, and passing, mention it flipped her
Best friend, who knows saying maybe it slipped
But the slip turns to terror and a crush to light
When she walked in, he throws up, believe its the fright (I couldn't think of anything! Lyrics from Tear You Apart by She Wants Revenge)
Neji and Gaara blinked.
"That make-out and kiss hard, wait nevermind part... sort of fits you... I guess." Neji slowly said.
"My turn." Gaara commented.
Gaara came up with:
If you were here I'd never have a fear.
So go on live your life.
But I miss you more than I did yesterday.
You're so far away.
So c'mon show me how.
'Cause I mean this more than words can ever say.
Some might say we are made from the sharpest things you say
We are young and we don't care.
Your dreams and your hopeless hair.
We never wanted it to be this way.
For all our lives.
Do you care at all? (AUGH! I FEEL LIKE A POSEUR! Lyrics from Give Em' Hell Kid by My Chemical Romance)
Sasuke and Neji stared.
"Okay..., now for the beginning..." Gaara said.
"We'll work on this together."
"Let's work on the tune first, then we can match the syllables to the music." Neji told them.
"Aa." Sasuke agreed.
"Can you guys play instruments?" Neji asked.
"Aa."
Gaara nodded.
"What?"
"Japanese flute and keyboard." Sasuke said. (I'm making these up.)
"Drums and electric guitar." Gaara said.
"Electric guitar and keyboard for me." Neji said.
"So Neji can stand in the front to the audiences' right playing the electric guitar, whereas I can stand in front to the audiences' left playing my keyboard, and Gaara can go in the back middle playing on drums." Sasuke explained.
"Okay, so Sasuke covers choreography and wardrobe, Gaara can cover the basic structure of the song, and I'll do the tune." Neji told the other two.
"My job is done, then." Gaara said in a bored fashion.
"CLASS DISMISSED!" Tsunade yelled.
Erm, I'm ending chapter 1 there. You can flame if you want, cause, I don't think this is all that great. I know chapter one has NO action, but that will ALL change. (smiles evilly.)
