Hey guys, I've decided to show you the horrors of the Chaos community. In a parody. Here we go.
It'll also hopefully show how different mine is.
Percy
I was just walking on Half-Blood Hill. It had been a year! Today wa the happiest day of my life! I was going to propose to Annabeth, my true love. When I got there i asked.
"Heyyy, Chiron. I'm back! Where's Annabeth?"
"Welcome back! Check the beach."
I ran to the beach.
"OMG, you are way better than Percy."
"OMG, I am way better than Percy. I love you."
I ran.
"OMG ANNABETH. I can't believe it!"
"Percy?"
"OMG, go ahead, kiss my brother, break my heart, and start crying! What the heck?"
"I-"
"OMG I WAS GONNA PROPOSE"
I packed my bags. I was gonna leave.
200 years later...
My name? You can call me Omega. I was called that because I was The End. The End meaning the end of someone's life. I'm an assassin. I kill a bunch of people. You're probably wondering what happened to Percy Jackson. Too bad. Percy Jackson is dead. Only Omega is left.
You're probably wondering,"What?"
I'll explain.
It all started 200 years ago.
...
I led Mark to Camp. He was such a brat.
"How much farther?" he whined.
I gritted my teeth. At Camp, we heard a growling sound before we got past the border. We turned around and...Wait, what? Pink sparkly butterflies flew toward us. I tried not to laugh. One growled.
"I got this!"
By now, a crowd had formed. I tripped and laid flat on the ground. Mark grabbed a stick and stabbed a butterfly. They dissolved into nothing.
"OMG, YOU ARE SO BRAVE!"
My girlfriend of 2 years, who I had known for 6, ran and kissed him. The girls started screaming for a kiss.
"Whoa ladies, plenty to go around."
I was forgotten.
...
Great story, right? I sat on my bed. My best friend, Zoe Nightshade walked in. We talked until she leaned in and kissed me. I kissed her back.
"Wanna be my girlfriend?"
"Okay."
...
Chaos called me in.
"Yes, Chaos?"
"I have a mission for you. You have to go to Earth. Gaea is rising."
"Okay."
I turned and started walking before it hit me.
"WHAT? OMG CHAOS! I THOUGHT I NEVER HAD TO GO BACK THERE."
5 hours later
"Okay. I'll do it."
I got into my ship and flew to Earth.
...
It was the final battle. Our forces were crushing monsters left and right. I saw Mark screaming like a little girl. I ran. As Omega, I got Gaea.
"Hey Dirt Face."
I taunted her before slicing her head off. Everyone cheered. After the battle I cleared my throat. Silence fell.
"I would like to pronounce my undying love for..."
Everyone looked.
"Artemis."
We kissed and lived happily ever after.
IM DONE
FINALLY
I have to admit, that is not my best piece of work.
Review for pink sparkly butterflies!
-AE-
This was a parody, btw.
