I don't mean to offend you guys, but from my American perspective you Norwegians can be really weird sometimes. I mean it in the nicest way though.

I will be the first to admit that I'm slightly obsessed with Norway. It's just so pretty and it's so nice there and things like that.

Unfortunately, I have not been there. Yet. I have plans to try to visit there in July, and if I am able to get a job soon, get good hours, and save practically all of it, hopefully I'll be dragging my friend around for two weeks.

Until then, I am stuck with stuff I've gathered from the Internet and my friend. So, if you have any suggestions or I wrote something really stupid and untrue, please tell me.

I've also done some other stories involving odd things about Norway. You can go look at them if you want to see something that's not in this collection.

Finally, I use the human names for the countries. I will try to make it fairly obvious who is who, but if you're still confused you can look at my bio. I have a list there of the names I use for the nations.

I will tell you that Norway is Lukas Bondevik, however.

Disclaimer: Tror dere at jeg faktisk eier Hetalia? Vær så snill. Jeg ville allerede ha vært i Norge vil jeg gjorde det. Men det har jeg ikke. Forstår dere?


Texas Equals Crazy

"Hey dude!"

Lukas bit back a groan, briefly closing his eyes and sighing internally. He turned around, staring at Alfred with a blank face. "Yes?" he asked the American.

Alfred didn't seem to notice that Lukas really wanted him to go away so he could go home before Mikkel caught up with him and tried to force him to do some "Nordic bonding". He just smiled and said, "So, I came up with something we could do together! I was planning to ask Alasdair if he wanted to come to!"

The Norwegian had to force himself to not just say no and walk off. "What exactly did you want me to do?"

"I was gonna see if you guys wanted to have a beer drinking contest! Aoife, Mattie, and Ludwig already agreed! I'd ask Mikkel, but he's hanging out with Gil and doing something. Huh, that may be why Lud..."

Lukas just stared at him, his face showing as much disbelief as he would allow himself to show in public. (Which was barely any. He would be shocked if Alfred could even tell.) As the American started rambling about something to do with the Germanics, he had a traumatic flashback to what had happened the last time he went out drinking with that specific group of people and wondered why Alfred thought that doing it again was a good idea.

"Nei," he snapped, cutting Alfred off. "Dette er helt texas, ikke på tale at jeg gjør det her."

The American blinked. "What?"

Realizing he snapped in Norwegian, Lukas translated, "No. That is a texas idea. I am not going to do that again."

"No, I had gotten that," he said. "It's just... why are you saying Texas?"

"It means crazy."

Alfred stared at him for a moment. "You guys use Texas to say something is crazy?"

"Ja..."

They stood there for a couple minutes, Alfred with a look of sheer disbelief on his and Lukas wondering why it was such a big deal to the other nation. It was just an expression after all...

Finally, the American shook his head. "Well, some of them are crazy but still..."

They stood there awkwardly for another few seconds before Lukas turned and started walking away. As he stepped into the elevator, he heard Alfred ask, "Hey, dude, you coming?"

"Nei," Lukas sighed, closing the elevator door and making plans to spend the next few days having some quality time with his little brother since Alasdair was one of the few people that actually knew where he lived. Why did he tell the Scotsman where he actually lived in the first place anyway...


Yes, they actually do use texas as a word to say something is crazy. I find that funny.

By the way, I do not mean to offend any Texans when I say that you guys are crazy. Blame stereotypes. :p

Also, I have this idea that Lukas lives somewhere fairly secluded and doesn't tell many people where he lives so Mikkel (Denmark) and other annoying nations don't come and bug him all hours of the day. Tell me this doesn't sound like something he would do.

And this won't be the last time we see Alfred show up. I'm American, so it's fairly easy for me to figure out how he would react to some of these things.

Anyway, please review if you have any suggestions for things I should do.