did you know minecraft was originally the name of a german tactic "mein kraft" to throw german sausages at the allies party this fact was confirmed by youtube sensation philosopher for the roblox community and god of big lads "biggius laddius memeulousiusius skrrtius something subscribe" the tactic later became the name of a game due to the founding swedish god of steves and legos "markarius 'notchius' perssoniaiusius" who then changed the name to "minecraft" as we all know today which is also the name of a tactic to throw swedish meatballs at passersby this game was of course later passed down to his apprentice and swedish commanding naval officer god "jens 'jibs' burgerking" who later was known by ancient swedish fruitsellers as "job_" later deciphered to be "jeb_"
