A/N: Most of the pick up lines aren't mine, I found them off the internet.
This is just a little story that I thought would be interesting to do, I hope you have as much fun reading them as I do writing them. :)
I'll update soon so review. XD
Chapter One.
1. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I've never known anyone as sweet as you"
"Hey"
"What are you doing Sirius?"
"I'm sorry, I was just offended that you would say that to Lily and not me."
2. "Can I get your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist?"
"Potter, your friends see me everyday, we're in the same house..."
"Right."
"Well, can i have a date instead?"
"No."
3. "Are your feet tired, because you've been running through my head all day."
"Really, now, then I think you might need some Occlumency."
"Why?"
"'Cause thinking about one person for the whole day is a little irrational."
"You're irrational."
"What?"
"...That made more sense in my head."
4. "I must be under the Imperius Curse, because I'd do anything for you."
"No."
"What?"
"That was a pick up line right?"
"Yeah."
"So, no."
5. "Is your name Summer? 'Cause you're hot."
"Um, no, it's Lily, you know that..."
"Okay, is your name a flower? 'Cause you're so sweet."
"Aw thanks Potter."
"You're wel...Hey, did you just walk away from me? Hey Lily... Lily... Stop... Where are you going?"
