A/N: Most of the pick up lines aren't mine, I found them off the internet.

This is just a little story that I thought would be interesting to do, I hope you have as much fun reading them as I do writing them. :)

I'll update soon so review. XD

Chapter One.

1. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I've never known anyone as sweet as you"

"Hey"

"What are you doing Sirius?"

"I'm sorry, I was just offended that you would say that to Lily and not me."

2. "Can I get your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist?"

"Potter, your friends see me everyday, we're in the same house..."

"Right."

"Well, can i have a date instead?"

"No."

3. "Are your feet tired, because you've been running through my head all day."

"Really, now, then I think you might need some Occlumency."

"Why?"

"'Cause thinking about one person for the whole day is a little irrational."

"You're irrational."

"What?"

"...That made more sense in my head."

4. "I must be under the Imperius Curse, because I'd do anything for you."

"No."

"What?"

"That was a pick up line right?"

"Yeah."

"So, no."

5. "Is your name Summer? 'Cause you're hot."

"Um, no, it's Lily, you know that..."

"Okay, is your name a flower? 'Cause you're so sweet."

"Aw thanks Potter."

"You're wel...Hey, did you just walk away from me? Hey Lily... Lily... Stop... Where are you going?"