Dragon's Tale
Chap.1
What time was it? Somewhere around two, I guessed. Was Hakkai still waiting for Gojyo to come back? The youkai was still glued to the chair. He's still waiiiiitiiiing. It annoyed the hell outta me that he would wait like this and stay up so late.
Of course, what could I say to make him go to bed? Let me think….hm. Nothing, nothing, nothing, and….whaddya know? Nothing. I highly doubt that an affectionate 'kyuu' will get him to bed.
The door creaked open and I heard the kappa come in. He groaned and nearly tripped over my tail. I so wanted to bite off his-
"Gojyo." Hakkai said the name in such a mothering tone.
'Head. I wanted to bite off his head.' But Hakkai would kill me for that, pet or not. And what was that tone Hakkai was using? It sounded like he was upset. Like he wanted to be the one to….'Scold him. He wants to scold him.' Of course, I might be wrong. I often am.
"It's rather late, Gojyo."
"I know, 'Kai, but….well, you see, that chick was hot and…"
Chicks. It's all about the chicks with Gojyo, isn't it? One day in the near future, I'd like to see one of those 'chicks' hit him right in the…..'Face. And perhaps knock out a tooth or two.' I'm beginning to feel that there are stronger words I could be using to finish these sentences.
"Women. Is that all that matters to you, Gojyo?" I silently cheered for Hakkai.
"Naw, Hakkai. You aren't sayin' that you're jealous, are you?" Gojyo teased. I frowned; how could Gojyo suggest such a thing! Maybe being an ero kappa has something to do with it. …Perhaps.
"Gojyo, enough with the jokes. Just come to bed." I heard Hakkai plead. Gojyo slung an arm around Hakkai's shoulders.
"Sure, I will. Long as you come with me."
"On one precaution." Hakkai warned.
"Hm?"
"We're not…you know-ing."
"Aw, almost had ya there, 'Kai." Gojyo laughed, and the two made their way to their rooms. I simply sat in the remaining chair of the inn lobby, staring at the stairway. Gojyo's meanings were really so….vulgar.
It made me wonder how Sanzo never noticed the jabs at those vulgar things during travel. I heard it better than anyone else, and that bothered me. Someday, I'm just gonna make that kappa quiet by…well, I don't quite know yet. I'll figure it out when 'someday' comes.
Until someday comes, I guess I'll simply settle for tomorrow. And I drifted off to sleep, curled up in that chair.
A/N:Guess who's talking! Cookie to one who guesses correctly before reading next chappie!
