Snape's Little Secret

This is just a small one shot I thought of so sorry its so short. I really couldn't think of much to go with it but I hope you like it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter so you lawyers can back off grabs poker

Harry, Hermione and Ron were all walking towards the great hall holding their sides as tears of laughter streamed down their faces. The boggart in the image of Professor Snape was just too much for them to handle. When Neville had used the spell everyone had ended up on the floor rolling around in fits of laughter.

They turned into the great hall and their laughter turned into hiccups. They sat down and glanced up at the teachers table only to find that Professor Snape wasn't there. They looked at each other confused but shrugged it off. They weren't concerned as they thought Snape was a git and didn't give a damn what he was up to.

"Ah 'Arry there you are. I bin looking all over fer ya! I need you to go and find Professor Snape for me, there's a good lad," Hagrid said.

Harry groaned inwardly then said to his friends, "Come on, if I have to find Snape you have to come with me."

They got up and left the Great Hall wondering where to start the search. They decided to start in the dungeons and work their way up.

After a while they were just about ready to give up and tell Hagrid that they couldn't find him but there was still one place that they hadn't looked and that was Snape's office. They climbed their way up the staircases until they were out side his office.

All three of them froze when they heard strange noises coming from inside.

"Hmm who'd have thought that Longbottom would come up with something good? I'm not sure that this is my colour though. Hey does my bum look big in this?"

Harry, Hermione and Ron just looked at each other. None of them knew what the heck was going on in there and they weren't sure they wanted to know but they had to find Snape. They played rock, paper scissors and Harry lost so he swung open the door.

Snape stood infront of them in a bright green dress, which with his complexion, made him look sick. He was carrying a bright red handbag and was wearing yellow stilettos.

All of their mouths hit the floor in shock. They never expected to find their potions master like this and Snape hadn't expected to get caught.

"Um… Professor…i-it's…lunch…t-t-time," Hermione stuttered.