Hello there! This is, if you haven't read the summary, a fanfiction about the clones of the J-team. After re-watching that episode, I wondered: What exactly happened to them? Uncle couldn't have... just... killed them off, could he? 0_o
Right. And that random plot bunny that bit wouldn't let go.
This is definitely a purely humorous story, and while it does have some sort of plot, it is an extremely crackish one. Meant entirely for laughs. This is what happens when you mow the lawn at 9:00 pm, while bored out of your mind.
I hope you enjoy this, and as a n00b :) I would love it if you could leave behind a piece of contructive crictism. Now, on with the story!
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Prologue
Here they were. It had been a long battle with the clones, and everyone needed some rest.
Captain Black had kindly provided a helicopter to help them home. The pilot was rather confused as he saw two identical children fight over the front seat, while another young boy laughed in the back.
"Hey!" called one of them, "I'm the original, the first one, so I should get first choice!"
The second blew a raspberry at that. "First's the worst, seconds the best!"
A hand grabbed each one by the back of their shirts, and hoisted them up. "Jade, you know only adults are supposed to sit in the front!" They gently placed them in the back. Yes, they. It was another pair of – twins? The pilot had no other explanation.
"But Jackie-" the two girls cried in unison. "No excuses, Jade." One of the men, who seemed to have been identified as Jackie (or was it the other?), gave a small smile to the gaping pilot. "If you could take us back to Section thirteen?"
Righto. This was something this pilot could do, and actually understood. "Everyone ready? Keep your seatbelts on, we are lifting off!" As the whirring of the helicopter began, the pilot slowly shook his head. A strange night, to be certain.
"- and then Jackie and I kicked his butt! Hiyah!"
Jade (the original) had soon delighted in telling the Jade clone stories of her adventures. Jackie and the others however, were sitting in a rather awkward silence, just staring at the clones.
Jackie resisted face-palming. This was so strange, at least to everyone but the two Jades. They were both noisy and boisterous enough that they got along quite well. Well, someone had to break the silence.
"So, uh…" he started, directing his question at his own clone. "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?"
Wasn't much, was it? I plan on updating ever three to two days, so I'm keeping chapters short. The next chapter actually gets into some of the plot and humor.
Oh, and does anyone mind helping me proofread? I suck at dialogue, action scenes, and just about everything else so...
Thanks for reading!
