A/N Welcome to one of the most awkward fanfictions you will ever read! Idk where this came from maybe an episode of Bones or some movie with a similar plot? Idk all I know is that I don't own the plotline or Austin and Ally...Just saying.


"Austin I have a bit of an awkward question to ask you..." Ally asked fidgeting with her hair as she talked.

"Als you know you can ask me anything." He replied grasping her hand across the table where they were eating lunch.

Austin and Ally had been best friends since kindergarten. They 'dated' briefly in high school but neither took it very seriously. They remained best friends even after their break up. Now Ally was twenty-five and there was one thing she wanted more than anything else in the world.

"Ok so I might as well just come right out and say it right?" She said looking up at him through her eyelashes.

"Spit it out Als I'm not getting any younger." Austin teased.

"Yea and neither am I!" She exclaimed throwing her hands in the air. Taking a small breath she grasped her best friends hand and continued speaking. "Austin I'm not getting any younger here and there's only one thing I want more than anything else in the world. And that's to be a mother."

"Ok..." He said not really following where she was going.

"But I don't want to get married and I haven't been um active since Dallas..."

"Ok...he repeats confusedly." He muttered to himself.

"Will you be my sperm donor?"

"I'm sorry will I be your WHAT!" He exclaimed.

"My sperm donor also known as the father of my child." She replied calmly.

"Ally I'm not sure if I'm ready to be a Dad." He answered.

"I'm not saying you need to be involved in his or her life I just need your swimmers and I can handle everything else."

Despite his shock he couldn't help but chuckle. "My swimmers?"

"Austin you know I hate the real word."

"What sperm?"

"Ewww! It was bad enough saying it when I was explaining no need to repeat it!"

"So you want me to be your sperm donor?"

"Yes Austin." She said exasperated.

"Why me?" He asked confused.

"Well you're my best friend, You have a seemingly flawless medical record as does the rest of your family, and it's just an added bonus that you're pretty cute." She replied blushing at the end.

"You mean I'm sexy?" He asked cocking an eyebrow.

"No I mean you're alright looking."

"Ok so is Dez why don't you want his swimmers?"

"Cuz Dez isn't my best friend Austin you are! Listen if you don't wanna do this I can just visit one of those banks...I mean I kind've wanted my child to be able to say oh yea that's my daddy instead of living its life not knowing. However if you can't handle this..."

"Ugh Als when did you get so serious about this anyway?" He asked.

"When the doctor told me I might not be able to conceive after I hit twenty-seven." She mumbled looking down and swirling her straw in her glass.

"Ally." He took her chin in his hand and looked her in the eyes. "Point me in the direction of the turkey baster."