20 Ways To Annoy Murtagh Morzanson

#1 Tell him his hair looks pretty.

#2 Ask why did he steal Clifford?

#3 When he looks confused point at Thorn, glare at him and say "Don't try to deny it. Clifford the big red dog ofcourse! ".

#4 Give him Severus Snapes phone number. When he asks why tell him its so that they can hang out and do each others hair.

#5 Whenever he walks into the room scream "GRIM REAPER! NOOOO!" and run out of the room.

#6 Tell everyone that he is gay.

#7 When he is sleeping sneak into his bedroom and braid his hair. Make sure to tie the ends with bows. Pink bows.

#8 Make sure the first thing he sees in the morning is your smiling face. Up close and personal.

#9 Then say "Princess! You're finally awake! May I offer you anything? A mirror perhaps.", in an Italian accent and thrust a mirror at his face.

#10 Then run. Run fast, run far.

#11 Jump on Thorn and scream "Go horsey go!"

#12 Whenever you see him looked disgusted and point at his face and say "What the hell is that?"

#13 Tell him that the reason Nasuada let him go was because his hair is too long and that is interferes with the "affairs of the state".

#14 Hide Thorn. When he asks where Thorn is look scared and whisper "They took him…". Then smile and say "You're next."

#15 Organize a game of treasure hunt with Thorn as the treasure.

#16 Ask him whether you could "borrow his ride".

#17 Make him listen to Justin Beiber songs. Again and again and again.

#18 Whenever you see him say "Morzan was a sweet guy. Its a shame you're nothing like him."

#19 Whenever he unsheathes Zar'roc mutter "Show-off".

#20 Whenever he runs at someone with Zar'roc stop him and yell "Murty ! Didn't your Mommy tell you it is dangerous to run with scissors?."