there is good
and there is evil
the line between the two is supposed to be clear, but sometimes it aint
sometimes it is kinda blurry
like when youre really tired and trying to do math homework
im redex
i walk the line between good and evil—i am the johnny cash of vigilantism
between the time when the sun rises and the moon rises, both hang in the sky halfway—thats me
im that moment when you are with the person you have a crush on and yet you have to fart
im flippin redex
is "flippin" good? is it serving a higher purpose by censoring out an explicit word?
or is it evil, because when you see "flippin" you already know what other word i mean?
if you flip a coin to find out which it is, id flip you off
guess that makes me flippin
flippin redex
one time, i helped an old lady across the street
and then i stole $5 from her wallet
~~haha~~
im redex bby, and you cant put me in your narrow moral labeling system
in the 2000 united states election, i didnt vote for either bush or gore
i wrote in ralph nader
#twistedgrin
#redex #dontlabelme #2grey4u
i only use deodorant on one of my armpits, and i only save half the people i try to kill
some call me mad
some call me edgy
some call me a lot of mean names
but most people call me "redex"
and those are the people who listen to me when i tell them who i am
one time the fedex guy came up to my door and said "please sign for package"
and i said "im the redex guy and I dont sign for packages"
and he said "guess i cant give you this package then :/"
and he walked away with my package
it probably was nothing too important
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hey guess what
im robin
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na jk
im redex
- kapow-
when i fight fools, i use every part of my body
except for my fists and legs
unless i have no choice
"why dont you be a good guy for once," my girlfriend asked me
"why dont you go date someone else," i said
and we havent got back together ever since
if you cant handle the x, stay out of the red
when i go to mcdonalds i walk up to the drive thru window and order a whopper
when i go to burger king i walk up to the drive thru window and order a bigmac
you think i care about what you think is right?
of course i do, because i love you?
. . . "or does he?"
SOMETIMES I YELL REALLY REALLY LOUD AT PEOPLE AND SCARE THEM
and sometimes i smile and wave
but usually i punch them in the throat and take their car keys
and then take the car keys to the police station and say i found them and that somebody must have dropped them
i like to play games
monopoly, scrabble, yahtzee, sorry—theyre great, because they dont have either good guys or bad guys
in those games, its like everybodys like me. everybodys redex.
sometimes i cry myself to sleep in the bubble bath just thinking about how alone i am
everybody is like "woah im evil"
or like "look at me im a hero"
but no pretty girl ever says, "i like redexes"
no one ever takes redexes to prom
i had to take a hostage to prom, but i paid her, so is that really evil?
"im slade, do you want to be my apprentice?"
"no slade, i cant be your parents"
"i said apprentice"
"maybe you did, maybe you didnt. but i still cant be your parents."
"how about my apprentice then?"
"your fired"
"what im slade you cant fire me"
"your fired"
"redex i dont think you understand how this works"
"i own seasons 2 and 4 of the apprentice on dvd so i think i know dude"
"right, right. never mind, i dont you as my apprentice anymore"
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there is good
and there is evil
and sometimes the distance that separates the two is represented by a grey line
but sometimes its represented as a redex
