It was just another tough day at the Smash Mansion. Battles were won and lost. The only problem here are the relationships with all the different characters. Sometimes the chaos would go way too far. If only they understood.
There were a few that were calm enough to not cause some of this chaos, but try to stop it. The newcomers, from Smash Bros. 4, were mixed. If only someone could help some of these poor souls out.
Anyway, let's start with the story, shall we?
"CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!" a small smasher yelled. "Kirby, it's good for you! All that junk food won't get you anywhere!" a pale woman holding some "healthy things" was chasing Kirby for some idiotic reasons. "I DON'T CARE. I just wanna eat that piece of strawberry shortcake! Stop scaring me, you creepy trainer!" Kirby muttered.
Kirby ran around the mansion, scared. Everyone either stared or had their own problems. Link and Marth weren't getting better than this.
"Martha! How dare you! You almost hurt Princess Zelda!" Link was clearly yelling. "It's Marth! MARTH! M-A-R-T-H! It was an accident! I almost knocked her over when I was running away from Bowser, who, wanted my guts!" the Hero-King yelled.
Kirby, who had run past them asked, "Why did he go after you in the first place, Marth?!"
Marth was silent then said, "I used up the last of the hair gel…"
Every male with hair stared in disbelief. "WHAT?!" Soon all of the males with hair went after him.
The Wii Fit Trainer just went after Kirby again. Kirby just ran. Kirby, then, ran past the kitchen. He slowed down and went in it. He just started eating everything in sight. The Wii Fit Trainer was appalled. Suddenly, from the shadows, King Dedede joined him too! The Wii Fit Trainer just fainted on the spot. Kirby stopped and stuck his tongue at her unmoving body and continued.
Marth was finally able to leave that battle, he was barely alive. He was crawling on his hands and knees. Meta Knight saw him and sighed, "…and that is why you should never use that hair gel, Marth…" "How do you know that?" Marth meekly questioned, "You don't have hair for hair gel and you weren't there!" "…Err…Um…That's because….Good day to you, Marth!" Meta Knight teleported away with his cape. This left Marth speechless.
While leaving, Meta Knight had bumped into Rosalina. He secretly liked her. She was nice, calm, had sense, wouldn't go insane for hair gel, had space adventures, and was mysterious in her own way. She was also pretty.
"I apologize, Rosalina. It was my-"he was cut off. "It's alright! No one was hurt!" Rosalina was being nice in her own interrupting way. He smiled under his mask. She smiled. It was starting to turn awkward. "I have something to do, but would you tell Kirby to stop eating my Lumas, please," Rosalina asked. "Of course, Rosalina!" he agreed. "Thank you, Sir Meta Knight!" she smiled even more and moved on. Several Lumas followed her.
He watched her leave, now, it was time to tell Kirby. Meta Knight went off to find Kirby, but it was easy. Search for the pink blob either eating or running.
Kirby was still eating the entire kitchen. The King of Dream Land had already had his fill. Kirby had grown in size a bit. When the Wii Fit Trainer awoke, she screamed, "Kirby! STOP EATING THE ENTIRE KITCHEN!" "Pu?" he stared at her, "You're finally awake!" Kirby wiped the crumbs off his face. The Wii Fit Trainer got up from the floor and smacked him, "Idiot!" Dedede just stared, he never knew of a female fighter ever hurting Kirby outside of battle. Usually, they'll treat him as a king or something. Damn that cuteness! The king wished he was cute enough to be pampered by mainly princesses.
Meta Knight had finally reached the kitchen, it was chaos. Way more than half the kitchen was eaten. Kirby was getting slapped by the Wii Fit Trainer. "KIRBY! WII FIT TRAINER! DEDEDE!" the knight called out. They all stared, "What?" "What are you all doing? You're all causing more chaos than there needs to be!" the blue knight was getting frustrated. Suddenly, Master Hand came in, "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! Oh, Sir Meta Knight is handling this. Alright then…" The hand left. Meta Knight stood there then yelled, "OUT. Don't you dare talk to each other or eat until you've all realized that this is useless and a waste of time." "You're just saying that because Master Hand likes you and trusts you…" Dedede mumbled. Meta Knight sighed and pushed them all out.
Meta Knight locked the kitchen door and left a note on the door. The note said, "I, Sir Meta Knight, have the key to the kitchen. To retrieve it, you must ask me. Thank you for understanding. I apologize in advanced." The frustrated knight left back to his room.
Most of the smashers saw the note and complained in the lounge. "I need my daily tea, but I find Sir Meta Knight a bit intimidating…" Princess Peach said. "Oook! Ook! OOK!" Diddy Kong and Donkey Kong both agreed. Zelda sighed, "Can he be angry? He must be! He locked the kitchen up!" Kirby had been crying the entire time, and his face was hurting. Wario was pissed, "IT'S ALL THOSE IDIOTS' FAULT! NOW I CAN'T HAVE MY GARLIC!" Pit sighed, "He is kind of scary I guess…I do get frightened by him someti-". Rosalina defended Meta Knight, "He isn't a bad person, he was trying to help us! He didn't want us to starve of anything until next month when we all go shopping! He didn't want all of you to go crazy in the meantime! He wanted peace. Now, you think he's too daunting and won't get a stinky key from him! Now, you're really going to starve!" Palutena walked over, "Rosalina's right. We must get that key!"
Marth and Ike went over to see Meta Knight, even after his 'break down' in the kitchen. They weren't scared of him. It's just the way Meta Knight is.
They both knocked on his door, "Hey, Meta!" Meta opened the door and blushed a little. He was thankful for his mask, "Is there anything you need?" "Are you okay? You usually don't do stuff like this," Marth said. Ike nodded. "I-I'm fine…I just got frustrated…I apologize…" Meta Knight replied. "No need to apologize…" Ike reassured.
"I hate to say this, but is it alright if I may be alone?" Meta Knight asked. The two blue haired men left the round knight alone. Only chaos would come from that bold move.
Palutena was the leader of a huge group of smashers. They all came knocking on Meta Knight's door in a crazy manner. He knew that they would break down the door if he didn't do anything. He threw a smoke bomb out the door, then he shut it quickly. This left the smashers confused. Meta Knight went outside of the room. He didn't want his privacy to be invaded. Once the smoke disappeared, Meta Knight stood upon them, "Is there anything you need?" All of them cowered. He kind of carried it away with a natural glare. A cold glare.
Rosalina walked up from behind the group of smashers, "Was this really necessary?" "Yes," Palutena nodded.
Kirby, Wii Fit Trainer, and King Dedede all sat in the same table for lunch. They were sitting shoulder to shoulder. They noticed that they weren't going to have lunch. Kirby already knew, but overreacted. He fainted. Wii Fit Trainer just stuck her tongue at his unmoving body. King Dedede regretted everything.
Meta Knight just stared, "What are you all doing? Why are knocking on my door? May someone explain? Please?"
Palutena was silent. Rosalina was silent. All the smashers there were silent.
Meta Knight's sharp golden eyes turned soft, "I won't yell at you all."
They all stared and were silent. Rosalina smiled, "I told you all, but did anybody listen? Nope."
Author's note: I really like how this chapter worked out. Hope you like it! Don't forget to R&R~!
