The Seven Days Couple

By pyrosnap

Disclaimer: If only I thought up of Naruto first. D: The whole idea with the "seven days" thing is inspired by the Korean show "MNet Scandal" where celebrities date a regular person for seven days.


Traffic was loud. The streets were filled with noises of honking horns and frustrated groans and curses. Traffic was also on Uchiha Sasuke's list of things he hated and wanted to blow up.

Being the son of a wealthy business owner, Sasuke had it all: the looks, the money, the brains. Though girls fawned over him obsessively, he was determined not to turn out like his playboy brother, Itachi, who felt that girls were only created as toys. As time passed by and the cars around him slowly began to creep forward, Sasuke snorted. This is definitely the life of a rich son: getting stuck in traffic everyday.

Stopping at a red light, he suddenly noticed a billboard with his picture on it. Confused, he read the words scrawled on the bottom: DATE ME FOR SEVEN DAYS! His jaws dropped open as he quickly scanned the rest of the ad. Apparently his family thought it would be amusing to use him as a bait to earn more money from young women who would love to date him. Angered, he stomped on the gas pedal and headed to work.


Ino Yamanaka tossed her blond hair as she walked to her flower shop with her lunch in hand. As she unlocked the door, she glanced to the side and noticed a billboard with a rather cute guy on it. Reading the words written on the bottom, she smirked. That Forehead will thank me for this. Snickering, she entered the shop and slammed the door.

"Fooooorehead!"

A loud crash was heard and the sound of muffled curses reached Ino's ears. Grinning she swung the back door open.

"Forehead!"

Sakura Haruno was hurriedly collecting the items that had fallen off the table next to the sofa.

"Pig, shut up."

Ino snorted.

"I thought you didn't hear me, Sakura, since you were snoring so loudly I can hear you from outside."

Sakura flushed bright red and glared at the smirking blonde.

"What do you want, Pig?"

Sakura stared at Ino suspiciously as the girl waltzed over and sat down next to her.

"Sakura, I have a solution to all your problems."

The roseate haired girl raised an eyebrow.

"Pig, did you win the lottery so I don't have to live with you anymore?"

Ino rolled her eyes.

"No, Forehead. Because I'm such a fantastic friend who cares deeply about your lacking love life, I have decided to register you in a dating event thing!"

"WHAT?!"

Sakura shrieked and jumped up. She shook her fist menacingly in front of Ino's face.

"What did you just say about my love life?!"

The blonde sighed as she lazilyi pushed Sakura's fist from her face..

"Yes, Sakura. I just said your love life was lacking. I knew you were deaf."

Sakura twitched in front of her as Ino grinned.

"But have no fear, dear Forehead! Like I said, I have the solution to your problem!"

Sakura grunted as she sat back down.

"I refuse to be a hooker, thank you very much."

Ino snorted and tried to look insulted.

"What kind of friend do you think I am?"

Sakura raised an eyebrow.

"Remember that time…"

"Shut it, Forehead. I'm signing you up whether you like it or not. Deal with it."

"I hate you."

"Love you too, dear."