Total Drama – finding myself chapter 1

Here I am on a crappy island called some shitty name oh sorry I should introduce myself I'm max and here come's Chris talking to the camera "welcome to total drama island" he said with a stupid smile "and here come the contestants " he said after introducing everyone he started showing everyone around.

"and this I chef" yeah that's chef the Canadian Mr t is what I call him "so who's the the one in the hoodie?" asked the guy with the piercing's "this is max say hi max" I didn't talk "and here's what you'll be eating" chef showed them the crappy food that there be eating for how long there be here.

And then they went to their cabin's then I heard a scream I went to see what it was I was a cockroach and the guy with the piercings cut the thing in half with a AXE what a psycho "what you looking at" he said "fuck off asshole" I replied " what you just say?" he said angry "you heard me" we both looked at each other angry "I've got better things to do" then he was gone "attention campers meet me outside" said Chris on the intercom.

They all went outside and they followed him "you'll have to jump of this cliff as a challenge" he said with a evil smile "fuck" one of them said "is this safe" " it was tested infact how about a live demonstration "max" I gave him the finger "come on you are a intern" he said "why don't you do it if your such a big man" "ooohhh" everyone said "fine start the challenge and anyone who chicken's out will have to wear this" it was a chicken hat and one by one they all fell but one girl wouldn't so she got a chicken hat and then this big guy wouldn't "come on Owen" they shouted then he jumped and made a big wave.

Later: we were all in the dining room I sat by myself the girl's started to get angry "come it's not like he think girls are weaker than guy's" "but they are" that made me mad but I chose not to get involved he got beaten up pretty badly he disvered it sexist ass hole but then again his family probably raised him like that later that night he got voted off "so how are thing's" it said go away why don't you leave me alone" it smiled "because I'm part of you remember" then it was gone great the pill's arnt working.