"Jack! I can only take so much! I live, I breathe, I work, I'm always there to iron your shirts and take your clothes to the dry cleaners. I make you coffee, clean your office and do the majority of your paper work. What more do you want"?
"I want you to be alive. Not just live and work. Ianto I want you to enjoy yourself from time to time. Be human"!
"I AM HUMAN"!!!
"Then act like on Yan! Go get pissed, have a one night stand, make mistakes, be brilliant, smile, laugh, make coffee, wear jeans and don't hide away".
"I'm not hiding anything Sir. You just haven't been bothered finding the right questions to ask me. You want to know things, then ask some bloody questions"!
"Alright then, what is your name… Full name"?
"Ianto Jones… What a deep and meaningful question".
"Do you like pizza"?
"Uh, yeah".
"Red wine"?
"Sorry"?
"Do you like red wine"?
"Usually. Why are you asking about my food preferences"?
"Ianto Jones, would you like to go on a date…-"
"Wait what"?
"Good! I'll see you tonight after work. Meet me in my office as soon as everyone goes home. And don't make me come and get you from the archives and remember, I can track you, so don't try to hide".
"May I ask where we are going Sir"?
"Take a guess".
"Red wine and pizza"?
"Oh you are brilliant"!
"Ah you are so funny".
"I know… See you later".
"Where are you going"?
"To do MY OWN paper work. Problem"?
"No… bastard".
"I heard that"!
"Good"!
"Watch it! I'm your boss"!
"I make your coffee".
"Fuck".
"I heard that"!
