A/N- Well, hi people! Today I will be posting a new story! This is my first Hetalia fanfic so the characters may be a bit OOC (especially Canada). Constructive criticism is allowed, but no flames please! I do not own Hetalia.


"Yo, dudes, what's up?" America said as he plopped down in a chair for the World Meeting. "The Hero has come up with a great plan for the meeting!" Neither France or England could hear him, as they were too busy arguing.

"You frog!"

"Well, at least I have taste." The Frenchman smirked.

"What kind of bloody wanker would wear that?"

"A person with a sense of fashion."

America whipped out a hamburger from his bag. He flipped the bun off and dropped a few slices of bacon in it. Tender, juicy, bacon... America immediately stuffed the burger into his mouth, savoring the meat.

"What the bloody hell are you eating?" England interrupted. It seemed that someone had broken up the fight between him and France.

"I'm e't'ng a h'mb'rg'r." America said with his mouth full.

"Who puts bloody streaky bacon in a hamburger?" England demanded.

"Everyone! Right? Bacon is really awesome!" America had finished gulping down half of his burger.

"Not as awesome as the awesome me!" Prussia noticed the conversation and had decided to join. Germany had brought him to the meeting in fear of him messing up his house.

"Ve~ that looks like pancetta! Except it's flat!" Italy observed.

Suddenly, America noticed some thin, round slices of meat on a plate in the middle of the table. "Hey, why is there ham on the table?"

"It's not ham, it's bacon. You might call it Canadian bacon."

"Hey, who said that?"

"Me, Canada."

"Who?" England asked.

"Mon petit Canada, of course," France said.

"Oh, hi Canada!" America shouted, completely oblivious. "Do you like bacon?"

"Umm... yes, I do. Why?"

America reached behind him and took out a 20-ounce bag. It was opened. "Have some bacon!"

"But I have bacon right here."

"Aww, you like ham, don't you? Here, try some real bacon!"

Canada furrowed his eyebrows slightly. "But my bacon is real bacon."

"No, it's not."

"Is too." Canada whispered.

"Is not! The Hero's bacon is the BEST!"

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Germany yelled. America came to a stop with his fists in the air, while Canada was just standing there meekly.

"If you two want to fight over food, then just bring it the next meeting! We'll taste it and decide who's is better! But for now, we have work to do so STOP FIGHTING AND GET ON WITH THE MEETING!"

Everyone hurried back to their seats.

"Now, what should we do about the food shortage in Africa..."

"I know! We could get a hero to mass-produce bacon and drop it from the sky when he's flying! All the people will love it 'cause everyone loves bacon! And then..."

After the meeting ended, the nations went home thinking about the next meeting... and bacon.


A/N- Well, that was off to a pretty good start! If there are any mistakes, please lets me know and I'll try my best to fix them! Also, I'd like some suggestions to help me make Canada or other characters less OOC, unless he's fine already. The story will either have 2 or 3 chapters. Anyway, please review!