*gumball and darwin are playing video games*
(the tv switches over to the news)
reporter : we interrupt this regularly scheduled program to bring you this important message : the almighty GWAR has invaded elmore , lock your doors , board up your windows
(GWAR bursts in to the newsroom and stomps the reporter to death)
blothar : GREETINGS HUMAN SCUM , WE ARE THE MIGHTY GWAR , WE ARE TAKING OVER YOUR TOWN , THERE IS NO ESCAPE , YOUR WORLD IS OURS
(gor gor walks in through the hole made by GWAR and munches on the camera , effectively shortening the report)
(the tv turns snowy)
Gumball: pfff- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *looks serious* that nigga's about to get no scoped
Darwin: YEAH
nicole: what are you boys talking about
Gumball: we were playing video games when the news came on saying there's an attack by some people named GWAR
Darwin: yeah, they said their going to rule the world!
Gumball: but I think the news is messing with us
Darwin: their tottally messing with us, if they are real, we'd no scope em' and I mean blowing em up with a scope gun.
Gumball: yeah.
(the wattersons hear a knock on the door)
gumball : i'll get it (answers the door and finds penny , bruised and battered , who falls over)
Darwin: GAH, what the fishpaste?
Gumball: PENNYY!
Darwin: is she ok?
Gumball: *turns to Darwin and the others* it's no time for answers, grab a gun Darwin, Anis, mom, dad, SH*t just got real!
darwin : i guess the media wasn't lying after all
Gumball: I know *goes demonic* THEIR GONNA PAAYYYY *grabs out a gun puts on mlg jacket along with his shades and runs out with his family who also gets guns* GWAAAAAAARR WHERE ARE YOU
(a explosion occurs in the distance and the wattersons rush to it and find the ruins of elmore junior high)
*miss simian's body parts falls in front of GUmball and Darwin*
Gumball: YES! the ape woman is dead!
Darwin: WOO HOO!
Gumball: ALRIGHT NO MORE SCHOOL!
Darwin: but wait, don't you want to avenge Penny?
Gumball: RIGHT!
*the wattersons go to find gwar*
Gumball: WERE ARE YOU GWAR bobert : they went through here
(the wattersons turn and find tina with the other students on her back)
Gumball: thanks, are those students ok Tina?
Darwin: no time! we gotta stop gwar!
Gumball: yeah!
*they go through where they've been*
gumball : so bobert , what do you know about these guys
darwin : (whispering) dude , what makes you think he'll know a thing about them
gumball : (whispering) duh , he's a robot
bobert : you are correct organic units , i have a memory of hearing their origins (plays his memory)
voice : Eons ago, there existed an elite group of chaos warriors who ravaged the galaxy with a boundless hatred of all things alive. They were called the Scumdogs of the Universe, they grew in might and fury, the greatest weapon in the arsenal of their cosmic Master. But they became too powerful, and too defiant, and for their endless atrocities were banished to the most insignificant planet in the galaxy...the seething mudball known as Earth. Millions of years passed, and they slumbered, until the pollution of your world de-thawed them from their endless coma... now they live, defiling the heavens, ravaging the Earth, and claiming Hell as their personal playground, living gods, dedicated to one goal, the destruction of the human race, prepare yourselves human filth, and grobble in the presence of your ultimate overlords, prepare yourselves, for GWAR!
(memory stops)
Darwin: any sight of Gwar yet?
Gumball: nope, COME SHOW YOUR SELVES YOU COWARDS
bobert : i have a plan , we relocate the bodies of their slain enemies and reanimate them through cybernetics
tina : i can smell them out
Gumball: good idea
Darwin: soon we will find them.
*they keep looking everywhere*
(soon , they have gathered the parts , and bobert gets to work rebuilding the fallen warriors)
(after hours in the lab rebuilding the corpses , he finishes and activates them)
bobert : all systems , full power
(the robotic warriors activates)
mr. perfect : WHAT THE , WHERE AM I , HOW AM I HERE
edna p. granbo : what happened , i remember dying , but how am i alive again
skulhedface : what happened to me
the master : what is this place
bobert : greetings fallen warriors , i know all of you are very different , but i know all of you have a common enemy , GWAR
mr. perfect : did you say GWAR
bobert : that's right , we need your help to defeat them
(bobert and the fallen warriors exit the lab)
bobert : every1 , i'd like you to meet the fallen warriors
edna p. granbo : i am edna p. granbo , leader of the morality squad
corporal punishment : i am corporal punishment , U.S. army super steroid soldier
dr. d. bill attaited : dr. d. bill attaited
skulhedface : i am dr. skulhedface
mr. perfect : i am mr. perfect
jewcifer : i am jewcifer
Hot Dog Guy: *doing push ups*
Gumball: uhm, what are you doing?
Hot Dog Guy: I'm getting ready to fight against Gwar! I just need to excercise and get some guns going and then I'll be ready!
Darwin: oh, makes sence
bobert : (to the fallen warriors) you were saying
granbo : we will help you defeat our mutual enemy GWAR
jewcifer : they have banged us up bad
mr. perfect : and now they must pay
skulhedface : yes , and just this once , i , the insidiously evil dr. skulhedface will be the insidiously good dr. skulhedface
corporal punishment : it's time GWAR faces their ultimate downfall
the master : it's time they learn the meaning of the word wrath
jewcifer : it's time the hunter becomes the hunted
granbo : it's time their antics are ended
Hot Dog Guy: hey! I will too! and soon I'm going to be the strongest warrior out of all of you. together we shall succesfully defeat GWAR once we find him and once I get into shape
*doing exercises and talking at the same time*
Gumball: HECK YEAH
Darwin: YEAH
Gumball: THEY DESERVE IT FOR HURTING MY GIRL PENNY!
mr. perfect : a perfect insinuation
granbo : let operation decadence stall 2 begin , GWAR MUST DIE
Hot Dog Person and others: YEEEEEEAHH!
Hot Dog Person: now come on guy's! lets go find em *doing curl ups with dumbells while looking*
Gumball: so, what's our plan to destroy them?
mr. perfect : 1st , we must find them
(meanwhile , in the outskirts of elmore)
blothar : those humans are so pitiful
(a slave appears before blothar)
blothar : what's that , some1 is about to attack us
(the slave nods yes)
blothar : who , who
(the elmorians and the fallen warriors appear before GWAR)
balsac : our fallen enemies
granbo : yes , it is i , edna granbo
skulhedface : and i , the insidiously evil dr. skulhedface
jewcifer : and i , jewcifer
mr. perfect : and i , mr. perfect
granbo : well GWAR , you should be proud of yourselves , slaughtering the masses , well let's see how you fare against us now , GWAR , we're gonna finish you once and for all , and now my fellow patriots , let us mobilize the morality squad
balsac : COME ON , WE BEAT YOU ALL BEFORE AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN
blothar : CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE
(the morality squad and GWAR do battle)
granbo : (singing) We're the Morality Squad
Armed with the wrath of God
My name is Granbo
And here's my holy hot-rod
Freedom to all the people
Brave, true and strong
Freedom to all the people
Unless I think you're wrong!
Blasphemy
Rapist mentality
Teen suicide
Necro-bestial anal butt sex, ooh
I got a couple of friends here
Trained by the CIA
Special agents here
To blow you the hell away
GWAR, you're the worst
I'll put an end to you
You're even grosser
Than 2 Live Crew
My grandson's a super hero
Just back from the war in Iraq
corporal punishment : Well my name is Corporal Punishment I wanna scratch your back
granbo : My nephew Tiny A hundred tons a man
tiny : Aarargrgaggrgrg
(GWAR finishes off the morality squad as the song ends)
balsac : i told you we'd beat you again
skulhedface : well , i gues it's my turn , and now GWAR , prepare to face the wrath , of the new improved flesh column
(skulhedface summons the flesh column and gets on it , and GWAR and the flesh column do battle)
Hot Dog Guy: PREPARE TO BE DEFEATED *slicing gwar with his chainsaw using his large muscles*
(jizmak smashes the hot dog guy with his hammer and rejoins his scumdog brothers in battle)
(pustulus stabs a spear in to the flesh column)
pustulus : how's about a little piercing skulhed
(skulhedface pulls a lever , which activates a gun underneath the flesh column's wrist which sprays GWAR with bile)
skulhedface : seems the tables have turned , but i have a offer , surrender , and we will leave you in 1 piece
(blothar thinks about it)
blothar : F*** YOU SKULHED
(GWAR continues battling the flesh column)
skulhedface : a rather harvel suggestion , but , a rather delightful 1 , you see , it is you who is , well and truly , f***ed
(jizmak comes up from behind and smashes skulhedface with his hammer , then GWAR dismantles the flesh column)
beefcake : it was harder last time , but whatever
jewcifer : it's my turn , alright GWAR , it's time to face the wrath of the new improved jewcifer
*the ghost of hot dog person goes out of the body and watch's them*
hot dog ghost person: good luck guys *whispery*
*the warriors are fighting against gwar*
(jewcifer and GWAR do battle)
*Jewcifer trying hard to defeat GWAR*
(blothar impales jewcifer with his sword , then dismantles him)
ghost hot dog guy: *goes into blothar to possess him* hello, I'm blue guy and I'm gonna kill myself *makes him punch himself* ha ha, stop punching your self Blue Guy stop punching your self
pustulus : GET IT TOGETHER BLOTHAR , YOU'RE OUR LEADER , SO ACT LIKE 1
(blothar slaps himself out of it)
blothar : you're right , that was the demon talking
Hot Dog Guy Ghost: *goes out of him and giggles quietly* heheh I love messin with blothar, I wonder what else I can do with him X3
(mr. perfect steps up)
mr. perfect , alright , it's mr. perfect's turn (mr. perfect beats Blothar up)
(blothar impales mr. perfect with a spear and balsac bites mr. perfect's head off)
*the master stands*
the master : ok GWAR , it's time to finish what we started millions of years ago
balsac : please , we kicked your ass once and we'll do it again *they begin fighting each other*
blothar : we need gor gor
(just then , gor gor appears and tears the master to shreds)
*Gor Gor eyes Tina Rex, pins her down and rapes her*
Hot Dog Guy Ghost: oh sick! *barfs up some ectoplasam in a trashcan*
(hot dog ghost fades away)
Gumball: YOU! YOUR THE ONE WHO HURT PENNY!
Darwin: YEAH
blothar : oh , you mean that golden girl , yeah , we fucked her up badly
balsac : (to darwin) greetings , fish boy
darwin : how do you know who i am
balsac : oh , you don't know me , but i know of you (grabs darwin) i'll let you in on a little secret , (whispering) i killed darwin the 1st
Darwin: *GASP* (slaps him) BAD, BAD METALMOUTH
Balsac: are you for real, man
Darwin: yeah, I'm for real.
balsac : i say we feed you to gor gor (to the other GWARriors) what do you guys say
blothar : why not
beefcake : he hasn't been getting his seafood lately
Darwin: you can't feed me to him, I taste like fish
Balsac: YOU THINK
Darwin: yeah, I think
balsac : that was sarcasm
Darwin: I get it
Balsac: Nevermind that, it's feeding time
Gumball: OH NO YOU DON'T JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT AWAY WITH HURTING PENNY DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH FEEDING DARWIN TO YOUR DINOSAUR *starts trying to free Darwin from Balsac's grip*
balsac : ya know , maybe you're right (drops darwin on the ground and stomps on his legs) i think it'd be more fun to give gor gor some excercise while having a meal Gumball: what do you mean by that?
Darwin: he's going to chase us isn't he?
(balsac calls gor gor over)
balsac : (to gumball and darwin) you might wanna start running now (to darwin) or at the very least , crawl
darwin: oh, what do you know, we should start running.
*they start running and screaming from Gor Gor*
Gumball: AAAAAAAHHH THIS IS JUST CRUELTY
darwin : go on without me
Gumball: I WILL NOT LEAVE YOU BEHIND *picks him up and carries him while running*
(meanwhile , GWAR turns toward the other wattersons and the elmore junior high students)
blothar : (to the toher GWARriors) what do you guys say we have some fun
beefcake : i'm right behind you
(GWAR wields their weapons and charges toward the elmorians)
(the wattersons lead their own charge)
*GWAR, the wattersons, and the elmore junior high students do battle*
(meanwhile , with gumball and darwin)
gumball : this thing just won't give up
Darwin: we'll just bore it to death, litterly
gumball : i don't think that's gonna work
darwin : yeah you're right
(gor gor snatches darwin)
Gumball: *tries to free him* LET HIM GO
darwin : it's too late for me , just go back and help the others
Gumball: *goes to help the others*
(gor gor devours darwin)
Gumball: YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT (gumball returns to the rest of the gang as they are nearly defeated)
Gumball: *starts attacking enemies*
blothar : well , boy , i'm surprised you survived gor gor
balsac : but since you're here
jizmak : we'll do the honor of killing you ourselves
Gumball: hm, so how long have you had gor gor? since you were babies? yeah I'll bet so. . .
balsac : since 1992
Gumball: yeah, and I'll bet you'd cry forever if Gor Gor died from a freak accident. . .
beefcake : not really
pustulus : besides we can revive him
Gumball: *thinks a bit* hmm, oh really? how so?
blothar : 2 words : radioactive crack
Gumball: so, that's like, a superpower or something?
blothar : no not really
Gumball: then where do you get this " Radioactive Crack" you speak of?
blothar : it doesn't come from anywhere special
(pustulus whacks gumball in the head with his club)
pustulus : I'M GETTING TIRED OF THIS KID
Blothar: I say we split him on the wheel
Gumball: anyways, if it's from nothing special where's it from huh?
(GWAR brings out the wheel and straps him to it)
blothar : pustulus , would you like to do the honors
pustulus : nothing would make me happier (pulls out a dagger and prepares to mutilate gumball)
Gumball: you can rip open my head or even my torso, but I shall never surrender
Blothar: SILENCE HUMAN FILTH, nobody can save you now
Balsac: Blothar, we got company
(Blothar turns and sees the Elmorians and the Wattersons have gotten back up)
Blothar: (to Gumball) we'll deal with you later (joins his scumdog brothers in battle)
(Gor Gor returns)
Gor Gor: *licks his lips and then eats Bobert, Masami, Alan, Carmen, Molly, Leslie, Teri, Carrie, Banana Joe, Anton, Rachael, and Tobias up chewing them and tasting their blood*
GUmball: 0_0 I HATE YOU GOR GOR
*richard and nicole try beating up the other badguy's*
(beefcake kicks richard in the gut and blothar returns his attention to gumball)
blothar : i can't believe you have these idiots fighting on your side
Gumball: so what's your weakness?
blothar : don't have 1
balsac : and even if we did , we certainly wouldn't tell you
Gumball: whateve's
blothar : same to you human filth
Gumball: nah, your human filth
blothar : WHAT WAS THAT
gumball : nothing
(blothar glares at gumball , then punches him in the gut)
blothar : that's what i thought
Gumball: whatever
(GWAR captures the wattersons)
pustulus : what do ya say we do with these assholes
blothar : we humiliate them (snaps his fingers , and the slaves bring out the biledriver , with which blothar sprays the wattersons)
Nicole: NOO I HATE BEING WET GRRR
pustulus : i guess all these rumors i've heard about cats hating water are true (he and jizmak fist bump)
Gumball: YOU MONSTERS
Balsac: it's a living
Gumball: I'LL KILL YOU (struggles to get free from the wheel)
Richard: *breaks off the seals to free him* there you go
Gumball: thanks :D
Richard: THAT'S PAY BACK FOR GETTING ME AND MY WIFE WET
anais : and me too
beefcake : you assholes should know who you're dealing with by now
Gumball: so? the thing is I just got freed so you can't get us
balsac : oh , can't we
(GWAR captures the wattersons)
Gumball: let us go!
blothar : nobody can save you now
Rocky: *is still alive and starts trying to free them* don't worry guy's I've got you!
blothar : a hairy tangelo , that's the best you can do
penny : i came too
pustulus : well , seems deer girl has returned
penny : yes , but i didn't come alone
(the destructos appear)
techno : alright , GWAR , it's time to finish this once and for all
bozo : we will make you suffer
sawborg : you will not survive this time
beefcake : please , we kicked your asses before and we'll do it again
(cardinal syn appears from another area)
syn : your end has come
balsac : psh , like we said , we'll kick all your asses just like we did before
*the new hero's begin to fight Gwar*
techno : we'll go 1st (to GWAR) alright GWAR , it's time to finish this once and for all , it's time you faced your ultimate destruction
(bozo plays a instrumental version of "the private pain of techno destructo" on a jukebox , then joins his brothers in battle)
techno : We got gas and oil flowing through our veins
We got wire and plastic in our brains
We are the Destructos!
We're the Destructos!
We got steel in our skulls, harder than rocks
and rubber and iron in our cocks!
all 3 destructos : GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must DIIIIIIIE!
bozo : We were all put on this earth to suffer,
sawborg : We each have our own private pain.
techno : We must pass this pain onto our brother,
sawborg : A never ending cycle starts again.
all 3 destructos : You can't kill us
You won't break us
You can't kill us
You won't break us
Chain us, Beat us
Cut us, Kick us
Whip us, Strip us
Burn us, EAT US!
You'll just make us
techno : We came to this planet to get our men
to conquer the world with them
We are the Destructos!
We're the Destructos!
We said "come with us, fly into the sun!"
but they said "FUCK NO
We're having to much fun!"
all 3 destructos : GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must DIIIIIIIE!
techno : We were all put on this earth to suffer,
bozo : We each have our own private pain.
sawborg : We must pass this pain onto our brother,
techno : A never ending cycle starts again.
techno : You can't kill us bozo : You won't break us sawbog : You can't kill us bozo : You won't break us
all 3 destructos : Chain us, Beat us Cut us, Kick us Whip us, Strip us Burn us, EAT US!
You'll just make us techno : STRONGER!
(blothar whacks techno in the head with his shield as the song ends , then GWAR summons gor gor , who disarms the destructos , who flee the scene)
techno : you may have won this time , but mark my words , this is only the beginning (he and the other destructos leave)
(cardinal syn steps up to GWAR and summons his forces)
syn : Unsheathe the sword, call the death squad
Let loose the dogs, make me your God
Curse the Earth, stretch forth thy rod
Get on your knees, make me your God
(GWAR and syn's forces do battle , with GWAR coming out on top)
syn : Unleash the nuns, sent to Earth
Enslave the man, make me your
God Suffer the plague, send the sky
Declare unclean, my God machine
Number the beasts, sound the horn
Suffer the wrath, bring me your first born
Cardinal Syn has come to free us
Source of power Cyber Fetus!
(GWAR faces syn and is overpowered by him)
syn : I am Cardinal Syn worship me or know damnation!
(GWAR summons gor gor , who defeats syn , who's disembodied head flies away from the scene)
balsac : like i said , easy as pie
Gumball: this isn't over
(gumball fights them)
(the fight continues with Gumball winning)
(blothar whacks gumball with his shield)
Gumball: AAAH
blothar : such a weak minded fool
(pustulus walks in with penny)
pustulus : what do ya say we do to his girlfriend here
blothar : what else , put her on the wheel
Gumball: IF YOU KILL PENNY I'LL MAKE YOU ALL WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN - FIRERAGE -
pustulus : AWWWW (whacks gumball with his club , effectively knocking him out) SHUT UP
Nicole: HEY YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT *attacks pustulus*
beefcake : what do you say we make deer girl watch her boyfriend suffer
blothar : good idea , and he won't even be awake to know what happened Penny: DON'T HURT HIM DX blothar : it's too late for that
penny: no it's not! *goes and tries to free him8
balsac : ya know , it's a good thing we knocked the 1 kid out , otherwise he would've screamed after getting a axe blow to the head (prepares to strike gumball with his axe)
Penny: *gets in the way of the ax and her shell is broken off*
balsac : seems we were wrong about your love , no matter (strikes the axe again)
Penny: *gets in the way again*
balsac : if you wanna die too , that can be arranged
Penny: well good, maybe we can die together.
balsac : suit yourself
Penny: yeah whatever (gumball wakes up as balsac prepares another strike)
(the survived elmorians attack gwar)
(GWAR goes to battle after balsac kicks gumball in the gut)
Gumball: OOF, you will fall!
pustulus : unlikely
Gumball: yeah, keep talkin till ya see your death. . .
jizmak : uh , we're immortal
Gumball: maybe we can get rid of that immortality some how. . .
beefcake : the only person who knows how is mr. perfect , and he's dead (captures anais and holds his sword to her throat)
Anis: LET ME GO DX
beefcake : fat chance
Anis: *struggles to get free*
(jizmak captures nicole and holds her in a wristlock)
jizmak : what do ya think we oughta do with this bitch
blothar : what else , break her on the rack (snaps his fingers , and 2 slaves roll in a rack , to which jizmak straps nicole)
Nicole: *tries to escape*
blothar : (to gumball and penny) as for you 2 (slams gumball on the head with the hilt of his sword , knocking him out) your fate will be sealed soon enough
Nicole: YOU WILL PAAAAY (jizmak whacks her with a club)
jizmak : QUIET
Nicole: OW GRRR *bites jizmaks finger and doesn't let go*
(pustulus pulls her off)
jizmak : thank you
pustulus : no problem
Nicole: I'LL MAKE YOU PAY DEARLY
(Penny checks on Gumball)
Gumball: *looks at penny* how did it come to this?
penny : i don't know , all i know is we'll make it through this , i promise Gumball: right (passes out)
Penny: *waits by him*
(at the battle)
(GWAR and the elmorians are evenly matched)
*nicole tries to escape*
(pustulus whacks her with his club)
*she keeps trying to attack pustulus*
(anais is thrown toward penny and gumball)
anais : how's gumball doing
penny : he's fine , still passed out , but fine
nicole: you'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS
pustulus : oh , but we already have
nicole: prove it
pustulus : see for yourself
Nicole: *sees and jaw drops*
pustulus : that's right , we're unbeatable
Nicole: *sigh's* were doomed
pustulus : don't feel too bad , soon , all your heads will adorn the GWAR temple
Nicole: I'LL MURDER YOOOOOUUUU
pustulus : that won't be possible since we're immortal
(GWAR is surprised by the sudden appearance of FBI vans)
*detectives and people of the FBI step out*
*GWAR wields their weapons and goes to combat*
*FBI starts attacking with their weapons*
(meanwhile , FBI agents on motorcycles battle gor gor)
(after a while , GWAR is defeated and apprehended)
(afterward)
detective : yeah , the group's name is GWAR , they've been pullin' this stunt for 30 years , but thanks to you all , they can be brought to justice
(GWAR is loaded in to a van)
agent : you're going to be locked away forever
(gor gor , who has been muzzled and bound to a dolly is loaded in to a van)
(the FBI leaves)
Nicole: well I guess were going home now (tina starts wailing in pain)
gumball : is something wrong
tina : i don't feel so good
(lays a clutch of eggs , which hatch in to t rexes that look like a combination of tina and gor gor)
alternate ending 1 :
blothar : hold on , balsac , these guys have proven their skill , we shall let them live
balsac : fine
blothar : (to the elmorians) alright motherfuckers , this battle is over
beefcake : we're calling it a draw
Gumball: lets go home now
(everybody returns home)
(at tina's place , tina has laid a clutch of eggs , and t rexes similar to gor gor and tina hatch)
alternate ending 2 :
(balsac swings his axe , and gumball and penny are killed)
Richard: YOU KILLED MY SON HOW DARE YOU *starts attacking gwar*
(blothar rips richard open and pulls out his innards)
*richard dies as Anis screams in horror*
Anis:DAAAD DX (balsac bites anais' head off)
the other elmorians attack gwar*
(GWAR slaughters them all , rips open tina , and pulls out a clutch of eggs , which hatch in to t rexes that look like a combination of tina and gor gor)
