So when I went to go see Star Trek, this crackfic came into my mind.

I don't own House or Star Trek. Since I'm a big fan of both, I would be in a coma if I owned them.


"House, can I have today off?"

House turned around, looking at Kutner who was standing in front of him with his puppy dog brown eyes.

"Why?" snapped House.

Kutner gasped, looked behind him to Thirteen, Taub and Foreman, then back to House. "You mean you don't know what today is?"

"Uh…May eighth?" Taub offered. "So…?"

"Star Trek comes out today!" Kutner cried. "I HAVE to go see it!"

"Well," House began, "we do have this one patient that is dying…"

"Pleaseeeeee?" Kutner asked again.

House shrugged. "Sure. I was going to go have sex with Cuddy again anyway." And with that, House left the room with a spring in his step.

Kutner turned to the others excitedly. "Oh! Why don't you guys come with me?"

Foreman jumped up happily, clapping his hands. "I've waiting for someone to ask me to go somewhere!"

Kutner looked blankly at Foreman. "I wasn't asking you."

"Oh." Foreman slumped his shoulders, and slowly walked out of the room.

Taub spoke up. "No way, I am not going with you to see this Star Wars movie."

"STAR TREK! God, get it right Taub!" Kutner shouted.

Taub rolled his eyes, choosing to let Kutner have his way. "Fine, I'll go. Are you coming Thirteen?"

"Sure, why not?"

--

Later that day, Kutner was sitting between Taub and Thirteen in the movie theater, waiting for the show to start. Taub was bored as he was eating from the popcorn bag, while Thirteen was kind of pissed off, because she had got hit on by some creepy guy wearing Vulcan ears. Before long, that movie started, the lights dimmed, and Kutner started freaking out like the fanboy that he was.

A little bit into the movie when Captain Kirk's mom appeared on the screen as all hell was breaking loose and Romulans were attacking the Federation ship, all three fellows looked at each other.

"Hey isn't that…" Taub said pointing at the screen.

Thirteen nodded. "It looks a lot like Cameron. But it can't be…can it?"

Kutner shook his head. "No, it's someone named Jennifer Morrison. And I don't want to think about Cameron being Kirk's mom," he whispered. "That would mean that Chase was his dad, which is just wrong."

Thirteen and Taub tried to figure out Kutner's logic, but they ignored it and continued watching the movie.

--

"That was so amazing!" Kutner said as he, Taub and Thirteen walked out of the crowded theater. Thirteen nodded, as Taub angrily threw the bag of popcorn in the trash.

"Are you kidding me?" Taub asked. "What was with the whole Spock and Uhura thing? Vulcans don't show any interest in anyone, except when they go through the Pon-Farr, like Spock did in the episode "Amok Time".

"Spock's half human, so he…" Kutner stopped and looked around at Taub in shock. "Wait, how do you know so much about Star Trek?"

"Um…" Taub looked around, but then shrugged and gave the Vulcan salute and said, "Live long and prosper."

"Oh my God! You're a Trekkie too! Why didn't you ever tell me?" Kutner asked happily.

Taub looked over to Thirteen, who was stifling giggles, to the gleeful Kutner. Taub kind of shrugged his shoulders and tried to speak, but nothing came out.

"It's okay," Kutner said, putting a friendly arm around Taub's shoulder as they walked outside with Thirteen following behind them grinning.

"So," Kutner began, "What do you about the Kobayashi Maru test?"


A/N: I knew all the info mentioned about Star Trek, and didn't have to look anything up. Just thought you should know that I am kind of a nerd :P And I'm on Kutner's side, I loved the movie.

Anyways, reviews? Thanks!