One beautiful day in Forks, Washington, Edward decided it was a good day to take a bike ride. On his bike ride he encountered Bella taking their fish for a walk. Next, he came upon Mike and Tyler selling lemonade and cookies at a homemade stand outside Mikes house. Edward found something extremely disturbing with this. EXTREMELY DISTURBING. He went on a rampage to the stand, crushing his bike into the ground as he went. The bike actually looked like a very pretty lawn ornament when he was done, and in the shape of a cranberry pie. When he was on his way to the lemonade stand again, he started shouting names of various Digimon as loud as he could. Mike and Tyler still didn't see Edward walking toward him angrily, as they were busy with a customer. Bella was buying her poodle some cookies! When they walked away, Mike noticed Edward coming. Little to his knowledge, Edward was still marching in complete fury. Still walking, he started murmuring the name of every kind of chip he knew to himself to hype himself up. In backwards alphabetical order. When he was done with that, still blisteringly angry, he started going through the recipe for cranberry pie over and over. In backwards order. When he was almost halfway from his beautifully crushed bike to the stand, Tyler gave him a joyful wave. Next, Edward went over the mathematical formula for cranberry pi. When he was a nearly six tenths of the way there, he started daydreaming about the wondrous taste of cranberry pie. Moments later, he looked up to find Tyler blissfully in front of him. Edward bought one cup of lemonade and left.
