lockmemory Disclaimer:I do not own Lockhart or St.Mungos. Bless that genious JKR now, and send her roses. You could send me money though, if you'd like! =)
Author's note: Yes, I've finally done it again. Wrote another parody in math class. Kill me now, give the pyro her flames if you wish. I know it's probably been done before.

Memory-from the musical cats
(as sung by Gilderoy Lockhart)

Midnight, not a sound from the doctors,
They've said I've lost my memory,
And I'm in a psych ward,
All I know is, I'm all tied up and can't move my feet,
Say, where's that boy with the sword?

Memory, all along in St. Mungos,
I can smile at the nurses,
In my white padded room,
I remember a broken stick hit me in the face,
Then my memory, went kaboom.

Burnt out teachers are a haze,
Some red-haired kid gave a warning,
A big snake dies, and when the night is over,
A straightjacket by morning!

Am I Bob?
What was my name and my job,
Here's a shrink with an ink blob,
Testing what sense remains,
That looks just like the super bird or girl's bathroom ghost,
They all whisper "he's insane"

Is it spring winter or summer,
All my past is evading,
Do I like lilac or royal blu-ue?
My memory is fading!

Help me!
Hey, who wrote magical me?
He must have been a loser,
That gilderoy Lockhart,
Theres just one thing I can recall quite perfectly clear...
Cornish pixies....it's a start

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