Jason the Hockey Masked Voorhees. Sung to the Tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer
Jason, The Hockey Masked Voorhees,
Had a very shiny mask.
And if you ever saw it,
You would prob'ly wet your ass.
All of the other slashers.,
Used to laugh and call him names,
(Like Wayne Gretzky)
They never let poor Jason, join in any slashing games.
Then one foggy Friday the 13th,
Satan came to say,
(Bwahaha)
Jason with your mask so bright,
Won't you kill these kids tonight?
Then all the slashers loved him,
As they shouted out with glee: "Jason, the Hockey Maked Voorhees, you'll go down in history". (Like Jeffery Dahmer)
