Live with Yuval and Hillai- season 2

Chapter 1- new season! Hurray!

Hillai: "Hi there. Exactly at 8 PM, channel 0 (our channel) will stop its transmission for 30 seconds, in the remembrance of…hey, where's all the noise come from?"

He came to the back of the stage, behind the curtain, where he found…

Hillai: "Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! The Warners! What are you doing here? And why are you…covered in pie?"

Yakko: "We're here because…because…uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…a little help?"

Wakko: "You locked the door of this studio after the last episode of the previous episode. We didn't make it to the door- we were locked, and it was really boring, so we had a pie tennis tournament…"

Hillai: "but…you wasted all of your food on your stupid pie fight!"

Rita: "Hey, Wakko can always pull food out of his bag!"

Hillai: "I understand. Where are Yuval and…the new host?

Dot: "stuck in traffic. When are we going to start?"
Hillai: "When they'll come…oh, here they are! The godfeathers are still stuck, and we won't start the show without them, so- you, Warners- go to the shower! Everyone else- just sit here and wait."

10 minuets later

Hillai: "What's the time now?"

Yuval: "2:50 AM. Why do they have to film in these hours? I don't get it."

Hillai: "Wait. Minerva and Mindy are in the bathroom, and Rita Warner didn't have a shower yet. It's gonna be at least three twenty till Ralph and Katie will get their make-up… look, we're all tired, but…wait. Ralph, didja done with the make up?"

Ralph: "Yes. You know, the lights, make me sweat."

Yuval: "And Minerva, Mindy and Rita are done, so we just have to wait for Katie."

30 minuets later

Hillai: "Oh, hi, Katie. Yes, just sit here. Alice! Turn off the lights! Ralph!"

Ralph: "What?"

Hillai: "Not you, Ralph the producer. Start this text! Joe, start narrating!"

Joe: "You waited for October 22. You were nervous. But- it's finally here! Season 2 of live with Yuval and Hillai! You thought the new host will be Minerva. But- you're wrong!"

Yuval: "And now our third host, at least for this episode, KATIE KABOOM!"

Katie: "At least I get enough money from this show. 1000 bucks for being in the panel for six episodes? Even the cast of Happy Tree Friends gets treated more fairly!"

Yuval: "Uh… Katie? Sorry to disappoint you, but you're the host for only one episode. But at least you're getting 250 grands! And we also keep dating!"

Katie: "But tomorrow I have an exam in French! I don't have time for dating!"

Yuval: "And I have an exam in Arabic. So what? We'll have a date tomorrow evening."

Katie: "Great! But let's begin this show."

Hillai: "Hi there and welcome to season 2 of our show! But before we start, channel 0 (our channel) will stop its transmission for 30 seconds in the remembrance of the dead parrot."

30 seconds later

Katie: "Hi there and welcome to our show! Today we are joined by the cast- and when I'm saying "the cast", I mean all of the cast- even the new Warners."

Hillai: "Let's just move to the questions. Our first question comes from pichicha, who asks:

"Hello People! Guess what! I have a FEVER! YAY FOR ME! EVERYTHING LOOKS SO FUZZY AND BRIGHT! I WAS STARING AT THE LIGHT IN MY ROOM AND MY MOM CAME IN AND SAID "You're STILL staring at the light?"

AND I'M LIKE "Yeah, why do you ask?" "You've been staring at it since you woke up and its already 12 o'clock" YAY!

Anyway, here is the vid!

.com/watch?v=Axi58IkRkvk

If you can't find it that way, look for Impossible becomes possible

OH AND HELLO NURSE, MY BIRTHDAY IS IN MARCH 24 TOO! AWESOMENESS IS THE WORD!

HERE ARE MY QUESTIONS!

Cast: What do you think of the vid?

Do"t: Did you know there is an anime character that looks a lot like you? I mean she's a robot and she looks like a human girl, but her hair cut! And she thinks she's cute too! Her name is Zoran from Astro Boy, well actually her original name was Astro Girl, then she was named Uraine or Uran, and then there is her japanese name Wulan, look for her on Youtube and Google, you'll see what I mean.

Yakko: What do you think of the movie Astro Boy?

Wakko: Same as Yakko!

Scratchansniff: When I was watching animaniacs some hours ago I heard the Warners calling you "the studio shrink" why? Where does the word come from?

Hello Nurse: Where you a nerd at school? Or a cheerleader? What is the difference between a nerd and a geek? Speaking of cheerleader, check out this vid:

.com/watchv=iqAkx_brIC4&feature=channel_video_title

If you can't find it that way then go to Youtube and look for Time Warp: Cheerleaders in Slow Motion.

Cast: What do you think of THAT vid.

Plots: What were YOU in high school? A jock (Unlikely) or a geek? Scratchansniff: What were you in high school?

Katie Kaboom's family: Have you ever considered sending Katie to boarding school or Boot Camp?

Katie Kaboom: Why do you act like that? You act as if its the end of the world when your boy friend is late by a minute! I know girls that have no parents to tell them that their boy friend is going to be there soon but that actually burned them with hot iron and that their boy friend is a gangster that got them into drugs, and they NEVER complain, actually, those kids are really nice (My mom works at and orphanage, I get to meet lots of those kids)?

Well then, see ya later alligators!

AND LETS HOPE MY FEVER DOESN'T MAKE ME EMOTIONAL AND ALL THE WORLD ISN'T FAIR DEAL WITH IT WITH KATIE KABOOM!"

Yuval: "I tried watching it, but it was deleted… sorry!"

Dot: "I watched this show, and it's cool!"

Yakko: "I don't know what's wrong with my sister. This movie was boring!"

Wakko: "Yeah, I hate anime!"

Otto: "Shrink means psychiatrist. I don't know where it came from, but if they don't call me p-sychiatrist, it's fine."

Hello Nurse: "I was with the Mime's girlfriend since kindergarten. He was the football's team captain, I was the main cheerleader and then I became the school's female football's team captain."

Mime: "We were part of the gang. Me, Helena, Ralph (he became fat only after high-school), my sister, Helena's brother, and a few others- if you wasn't there, you was, like, dead. We learned together, we had our table in the cafeteria, we did crazy things together… what can I say? Good times."

Ralph: "Remember the huge snowball fight when we went skiing in Switzerland? I think we all came down with cold after this…"

Helena: "Yeah, but it was totally worth it! Anyway, I was one of the most popular girls in the class. Almost all of the boys in my class wanted to by my boyfriend, but I stayed with the mime. About the birthday- awesome, and about the video- it's just the same thing we did in our school!"

Yakko: "The cheerleaders are hot!"

Otto: "You are obsessed with girls!"

Yakko: "Hey, you showed me that sexy video!"

Thaddeus: "Let's say I was on school."

Katie: "But you have to tell!"

Thaddeus: "Alright. I was a nerd…"

Otto: "And me too."

Katie: "And about my question- a true story- they tried to send me to a boot camp but I said that I'm Amish… believe it or not, they let me go. And there are some girls like the girls you see in the orphanage, but… we're all different. I can't help it, and other of that, I have Moroccan origins."

Hillai: "Why that's important?"

Katie: "Like duh! The first words in a Moroccan recipe book are "first of all, relax"!"

Yuval: "Our next question comes from Yasser majayef who asks:

"I have a question for the cast (yup, even for the new warners). What's your favorite Greek god?"

Hillai: "You know what? Let's make elections! And 'till we'll have the full results, here's a joke! Hey, Katie, do you want a hot drink?"

Katie: "Sure!"

Hillai: "Take this!"

Katie: "What's this?"

Hillai: "Water with pepper."

Yuval: "Everyone voted, so here are the results:

Minerva- Athena?"

Minerva: "Just because of her roman name."

Yuval: "I see… Yakko- Athena, wakko- Dionysus? But you don't even…oh, I got it. Dot- Aphrodite, Pinky- uh…Pinky? Garfield wasn't a Greek god."

Pinky: "So I'll choose Jesus!"

Brain: "I'm sorry, Pinky, but I'll have to hurt you…and by the way, I chose Athena. Get ready for pain!"

Pinky: "Narf!"

Katie: "I chose Ares…Bobby- Apollo, Pesto- Ares, Squit- Zeus? Ok…Slappy- Ares, Skippy- Hermes, Buttons- Artemis, Mindy- Pan, Rita the cat- Apollo, Runt- also Apollo…The Mime- Poseidon, chicken boo- pkwa?"

Hillai: "Let's ignore it. I chose Zeus, by the way."

Yuval: "And I chose Athena."

Katie: "Mister Skullhead- Hades? That's odd. Maybe because he's a skeleton. Flavio- Apollo, Marita- Hermes, Ralph- Dionysus, Plotz- Hades, Scratchandsniff- Athena…

And so does Hello nurse. Colin- Poseidon…Erik- Ares, David- Apollo, Rita Warner- Athena, Jessica- Aphrodite, Tony-Apollo...and that's all!"

Hillai: "Our next question comes from lina alessa, who asks:

"Helloooo everyone,-that nerves- good to know from the beginning, not drink coffee before writing this, I'm already crazy ... Well first of all, Yakko, I adore you, you're the best, I love you and you're super smart, hopefully one day could be so nice for you fasten your in me ... ah! above all, a friend thanks you for that thanks to the country song that you sang in the series got a good grade as a kid, well my first question is to:

Yakko: how it feels to be the older brother, what's your favorite candy and your favorite food?

Wakko: What do you do when you get bored?

Dr. Scratchansniff: an odd question: how is called a phobia of dead rabbits?, Is that I have a friend who as a child living in the countryside and his father pursued her with dead rabbits and since then he has a phobia of rabbits dead, the mere mention of scared and not know the name of that, if not, how would you?, why I'm hyper?, what I can to do to concentrate in class?, is it normal for my friend when she was two years has been placed in the middle of the street, or to be put on all fours and bark at that age, or who escaped from the kindergarten to go home and escape from the house to go to kindergarten?, it is normal to bite my friend? (everyone can give their opinion if they want)

Warners: give me a tip to exasperate the friend of a friend ... I love to drive her crazy, acts as Otto, when he shouts: SHUT UP!, PLEASE SHUT UP!, AHHHH! GOD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET!, and grabs his head XD, well for something I said I'm a little crazy ... almost like you do, and it is natural.

well that's all, hope you do not have sounded crazy ... Although I do not think more than the dream that my friend told me that was about a cat with a bottle of milk, after it is taken, winks, and fly ... adios, sayonara, I love you, bye.-if it is wrong translated, blame the translator"

Yakko: "Sooner or later I will get this damn bird that brought me those two cursed siblings!"

Wakko: "What?"

Yakko: "Uh...nothing! my favorite candy- M&M's. My favorite food-soft shell taco."

Wakko: "When I'm bored I play in our new Acme's Yii! It's just like a Nintendo Wii, but much cheaper, can work with 8 remotes, and has much more games!"

Otto: "I don't remember I've met anyone with a phobia of dead rabbits. And it's not normal to bite your friend."

Yuval: "Uh...Scratchy? As the etiquette master, I think you can answer my question- is it polite to say "I've heard so much about you"?"

Otto: "Depends on how much you've heard about this person."

Yuval: "Wow, and he can vote..."

Dot: "About your friend- you can kiss him, call him something his not...always working for us."

Hillai: "Ok. Our last question comes from kiue jin. She asks:

"Hello. My name is Kiue and I'm a Kitsune. To be more accurate, I'm an anime toon who happens to live in Australia because it's a great place for a fox to live. Plus Anime is getting really popular here so there is plenty of work to go around.

First off, I'm really thankful and happy that you guys have been forced back to answer our questions.

Now on to business.

This first question needs a little background but it is for Wakko.

.

This is the middle child in our family, my older sister Hina.

Hina has had a crush on Wakko Warner for as long as anyone can remember. She saw one of the first Warner Brothers (and Sister) black and white cartoons back when we were first drawn in the early 1900's (What can I say? We've been around for a long time) and fell in love with the bottomless pit of a middle sibling named Wakko.

Something about feeling the pain of having an older sister who never shut up and an overly vain younger brother. But that isn't really important...

Hina has spent decades of her time in cooking classes of all kinds, claiming it was for her work as a chef but I suspect that it was in an attempt to win over the boy of her dreams. However, when push comes to shove she is too shy and afraid of rejection to do anything about her feelings.

Wakko, would you go out with my older sister? I need an answer if only to shut her up once and for all.

Dot: Why did you get a beauty spot in the first place and do you still have it?

Personally I hope you got rid of it. It makes you look like one of those sixty year something year olds that have so much work done to their face that it makes them look freakishly ugly as sin itself.

I look forwards to your answers.

Kiue Jin."

Wakko: "Wow! She's hot! I'll go out with her!"

Yakko: "You can't."

Wakko: "Why?"

Yakko: "Because I'll go out with her!"

Then the cast of "Friends" entered the studio, and Joey said:

"I have a strange feeling that we've been here."

(The Warners jump into the friends' laps. Yakko kisses Rachel, Wakko- Phoebe, Dot- Joey, Rita- Chandler, David- Monica, Jessica- Ross, and say "Hellooooooooo nurses!)

All the others: "Warners. Go fig."

Ross: "You're filming in our damn studio again?"

Yuval: "I told you. They changed it, go to studio 19."

(The friends are going to leave)

Yakko: "No! Rachel! Take me with you!"

Rachel: "hmmm...let me think...NO!"

(The Friends leave)

Dot: "And about my cutie mark- I was born like this. I can't remove it."

Katie: "That's all, folks! After us-our new spinoff, "zany airlines", where we three are businessmen who buy "Quiet ocean airlines". The pilots are the Nurse, Otto, Thaddeus, the Mime, Minerva and a new girl called Ginny. Together they have to control their airline- the wackiest one you'll ever see."

Yuval: "And please, please, please..."

The Mime: "Don't go SCUBA diving in Jordan?"

Yuval: "No. please send us some question!"