This one isnt as good as the last one I think, so I don't think I'm doing anymore.

Floating Wheelchairs

''Lesson one of survival in the link room, always skeet on Norman's face when hes on the floor twitching, but make sure you get it in his mouth, he'll start making really cool gargling sounds.'' Jake yelled while laying across the handle bars of his wheelchair.
Norm pulled down his pants and put his ass cheeks to the window and farted.
''Damn fart knocker.'' Jake mumbled and started bouncing on his wheelchair until he fell on the ground and started crying.
''Norm! I cant feel my legs!'' Jake screamed in terror.
''God you are such a dumb ass.'' Norman said while popping open a beer.
Jake started screaming and humping the air, ''Oh no, the darkness, Normie save me!''

Norm went over to Jake and squatted in his face, "Beef stew!"

He yelled and started letting out farts that flowed together in a rhythmic way, "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!" He chanted in a strained voice, squinting his eyes.

Jake started humping the air uncontrollably while he made loud grunting noises, then stopped and screamed, "NEYTIRI HAS LOOSE BACON STRIPS!"

Norm stopped, "Oh no, daddy." He fell over and started humping Jake's head roughly.

"Oh you pervy!" Jake yelled and crawled into his wheelchair and put on a oxygen mask and went outside.
His wheelchair started floating and Jake began screaming in terror. ''Oh no the blue bastards put a spell on me''
Jake fell out of his chair and dangling from the end, ''Normie save me!''
'' DONT YOU EVER JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!?''
'' But I thought you loved me....'' After a few moments of silence Jake said, ''I wonder if I could nail a chick in my wheelchair up here. Chyeaaaah.''