Story by Insane Sefie aka Purin aka Kari Kamiya Warning: No warning. Just insane and stupid.

Zidane's Pants

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"UGH! I just hate those pants you wear, Zidane," said Garnet. "WHAT?! I think they look cool!" yelled Zidane.

"No, they don't," said VIVI.

"Zidane, buy a new pair of pants, please," said Garnet.

"Maybe he could run around in his boxer shorts. He'll still get the ladies," suggested VIVI.

"Ewww...what if he doesn't wear boxer shorts?!"

"I never thought about,"

"I WEAR BOXERS!" yelled Zidane.

"I just don't want to see them. Neither would Eiko!"

"HEY! YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME!" shouted Steiner.

"Oh yeah, and Steiner," said Garnet.

"I don't want to see them either," said VIVI, Freija, Salamander, and Quina.

"Yeah, yeah. Nobody wants to see them," said Garnet.

"I'd rather see Zidane's pants," said VIVI.

"NO! THEY SUCK!" yelled Steiner. So...they all went to the shopping mall and bought Zidane new pants. Steiner ate all the food, VIVI turned into a puddle and said, "HELP MEEE~!"

"What the?"

~*~*~ Ok, I dunno what the hell this story was about but I do hate Zidane's pants.