piccolo
The Voices In My Head
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It was a calm, silent day with the sun shining happily down on the roaring waterfall. Floating in front of it was a certain green Namek, deep in a calm meditative state.
However, within any sort of very short story, peace won't do.
Hey, Piccolo. Are you going to sit here all day?
Yes. I heard they're having a sale at the local library..
Library?! Why would he want to go into a _library!!_
"Guys.." Piccolo warned.
It is important to be wise and learned and the best place is a LIBRARY!! Piccolo even understands that!
Who cares about reading?
You.. you irresponsible, illiterate..
OLD BAG!!
"You two stop it right now," Piccolo hissed as he glanced around.
Why I've NEVER!!
Old Bag Old Bag Old Bag Old Bag!!
If I was younger..
Old bag!! Old Baaaaaag!!
"YOU TWO!!!" Piccolo roared. Immediately one hand punched him in the jaw, his own hand, followed by a quick loud 'pfffft' that escaped his throat.
I'll strangle you!! Piccolo's other hand went to his throat, jostling him a little bit.
Just try it OLD BAG!!
Piccolo was quickly growling, a thin aura surrounding his body.
I was the Guardian of the Earth!! there was an extremely indignant tone to this.
So? I helped Piccolo fight against Frieza. Which is more than you can do.. OLD BAG!!
Grrrg.. Why you..
Piccolo's hand reached up and smacked him while his other was poised for a quick ki attack.
Old bag!! Old bag!! Foolish child! Old bag!! Foolish child!!
Ohhh.. This was iittt..
"YOU TWO STOP IT RIGHT NOW OR ILL EAT CHICHI'S COOKING FOR A MONTH!!" Piccolo roared.
There was an immediate, and calming silence.
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Hey.. Hey Kami..
What?
Two Nameks walk into a bar..

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Yes, I realize it's very short and stupid.. however a certain writer *coughcough* Akai Ku *coughcough* Told me to post it so I did.. Come on, haven't you ever wondered how Piccolo dealt with being fused with Nail AND Kami?