Tom Nook you damn twat,
that is a cheapo mat,
and the prices you're charging,
are stupidly high.
White turnips? I'll have some!
Then I'll use a shotgun,
to get Nook to buy them,
for prices that are high.
I say!
Butch-has-little money,
he's got crappy furniture eats Air Wick as honey.
He-should-get a job,
Then maybe he could eat!
I say!
Yes-please-chedda cheese,
we're going to turn into blue cheese when it's time for tasting.
Let's-whack -you big fat sack,
Resetti with a hammer!
Come; take some money, some honey, some jam and eat it all tonight! (except the money!)
Come; make my dreams about cash, as it seems, paying me is as easy cheesecake!
CHEESECAKE!!!
I'm just a bell machine!
Living with some money!
Give me a gyroid, or three!
And I'm rich!
I need a payment a day,
I take credit cards, so yay!
Now I'm off to eBay!
And I'm rich!
I say!
Apples taste nice, so dose rice,
but rice isn't in this game so apples will have to do!
There are al-so cherries-peaches,
oranges and pears!
I say!
Tortimer, has a freaky laugh,
he also always uses expensive bubble bath,
he will go bankrupt,
and blame it all on you!
Come; take some money, some honey, some jam and eat it all tonight! (except the money!)
Come; make my dreams about cash, as it seems, paying me is as easy as cheesecake!
CHEESECAKE!!!
I'm just a bell machine!
Living with some money!
Give me a gyroid, or three!
And I'm rich!
I need a payment a day,
I take credit cards, so yay!
Now I'm off to eBay!
And I'm rich!
Oh, look there! A bank! But I've already got enough money so there you wank!
Oh, I'm going to rob that bank! Or would I prefer to listen to some one bang on about why the Titanic sank!
Oh!
A few more bells!
Oh!
So I can buy some wells!
Oh!
And grow a few more cells; biologically.
I'm just a bell machine!
Oh!
A few more bells!
I'm just a bell machine!
Oh!
So I can buy some wells!
I'm just a bell machine!
Oh!
And grow a few more cells; biologically.
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