Tom Nook you damn twat,

that is a cheapo mat,

and the prices you're charging,

are stupidly high.

White turnips? I'll have some!

Then I'll use a shotgun,

to get Nook to buy them,

for prices that are high.

I say!

Butch-has-little money,

he's got crappy furniture eats Air Wick as honey.

He-should-get a job,

Then maybe he could eat!

I say!

Yes-please-chedda cheese,

we're going to turn into blue cheese when it's time for tasting.

Let's-whack -you big fat sack,

Resetti with a hammer!

Come; take some money, some honey, some jam and eat it all tonight! (except the money!)

Come; make my dreams about cash, as it seems, paying me is as easy cheesecake!

CHEESECAKE!!!

I'm just a bell machine!

Living with some money!

Give me a gyroid, or three!

And I'm rich!

I need a payment a day,

I take credit cards, so yay!

Now I'm off to eBay!

And I'm rich!

I say!

Apples taste nice, so dose rice,

but rice isn't in this game so apples will have to do!

There are al-so cherries-peaches,

oranges and pears!

I say!

Tortimer, has a freaky laugh,

he also always uses expensive bubble bath,

he will go bankrupt,

and blame it all on you!

Come; take some money, some honey, some jam and eat it all tonight! (except the money!)

Come; make my dreams about cash, as it seems, paying me is as easy as cheesecake!

CHEESECAKE!!!

I'm just a bell machine!

Living with some money!

Give me a gyroid, or three!

And I'm rich!

I need a payment a day,

I take credit cards, so yay!

Now I'm off to eBay!

And I'm rich!

Oh, look there! A bank! But I've already got enough money so there you wank!

Oh, I'm going to rob that bank! Or would I prefer to listen to some one bang on about why the Titanic sank!

Oh!

A few more bells!

Oh!

So I can buy some wells!

Oh!

And grow a few more cells; biologically.

I'm just a bell machine!

Oh!

A few more bells!

I'm just a bell machine!

Oh!

So I can buy some wells!

I'm just a bell machine!

Oh!

And grow a few more cells; biologically.

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