AN: Happy Mother's Day! So, I noticed that Hook kept getting beat up by girls (alright, women) and this popped into my head. Except he doesn't actually get beat up in this. Anyway, this is just a short Crack!fic and not to be taken too seriously. I had no beta and was pretty tired, so read at your own risk and please be gentle.
Disclaimer: I do not own Once Upon a Time or Peter Pan and variations there of that currently exist.
Protective Custody
Captain Hook was busy lurking about Storybrooke and plotting his revenge against Rumpelstiltskin when he noticed that someone was following him. He turned a corner and then peeked back around only to be faced with a group of young girls. One of them, a girl with blond braids, spoke up, "Excuse me, sir, would you like to buy some cookies?"
About an hour later…
Emma and David were bonding over a box of donuts when a blur of black leather ran into the station and straight into a cell. "Please, love, you've got to protect me. They're relentless!"
"Who?"A very confused Emma walked over to the cell just as a group of Girl Scouts came running in the door, breathless.
"Excuse me, Sheriff, did you see a man run in here? He was all dressed in black, and when we tried to sell him some cookies he just kept running. It was really weird."
Emma glanced over to see David confiscating Hook's hook and locking the cell. "Sorry, Ava, I don't think he'll be able to buy anything. You can put me down for ten boxes of Thin Mints, though."
"Thanks, Sheriff!" Ava and her friends ran off to sell more cookies, grinning from ear to ear.
David came up behind Emma, chuckling. "Maybe we should have thrown some deputy's badges into the bargain."
THE END
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