Here's your valentine special folks, keep in mind that these will be happening as the story goes on and there are a lot of them. Basically, these are like skits from the tales of series. Happy Valentine's Day.

Pre story Promo

(Male): hello! Readers! The name's Bass and welcome to-

(2nd male): bass no! You're not supposed to say your name. Let the readers find that out themselves.

"Bass": aw come on Jet, they won't care about that yet, give the audience some info to lure them in.

Jet: goddammit Sebastian! Now they know who I am!

(Male #3): at least you guys are new, thanks to my canon self, people will probably hate me.

(Female): be grateful you get some screen time. And you get to talk.

Sebastian: now, let's not fight; the main stars aren't here yet.

Jet: well we might as well tell them who you are, Bass here spoiled ourselves earlier.

Sebastian: yeah Adam, let's commit to more chaos! Neo you're with me!

Adam and Neo: Dammit Bass!

Sebastian: sorry hehe…

Jaune: hey sorry we're late; I had to get a few more people.

Little girl: hello everyone, my name's Kamui.

Jaune: Kamui you didn't have to say your name, it ruins part of the surprise.

Jet: forget it jaune, bass blurted out all our names already.

Sebastian: I said I was sorry okay!

(Female #2): well if we're introducing ourselves, my name's Momo. I'm jaune's sister and…

Jaune: Momo that's even worse, let the readers find that out.

Adam: why don't the monkey and robot start showing up then?

(Female#3): I'm a cyborg not a robot!

(Male #4): sup Add.

Adam: I was fucking kidding!

Neo: oh it's donkey Kong and Ms. Pinocchio

Jaune: hey Sun, hey Penny.

Jet: can we just get this done? I have stuff to do.

Sebastian: you just wanna get out so you can suck face with-

Jet: finish that sentence and I'll end you!

Adam: yeah you're right; he might go and suck another part of his gi-

Jet: ADAM! BASS!

Sebastian: whoop whoop whoopwhoopwhoopwhoop

Adam: (laughs as he walks away)

Jaune: guys Kamui is right here, stop with the innuendos.

Kamui: what is Innu-endows?

Momo: big people jokes. Now let's do what we are here to do.

Jaune: right. Hello everybody, and welcome to Shinigami 16! We hope you like the story on its debut.

Momo: the author doesn't own RWBY, or any sub elements referenced in the story, he only owns the plot of this story and some of the OCS

Sun: experience romance, deadly battles, and crazy hilarity-

Penny: as you uncover an infamous group, multiple worlds, and save the world from the darkness of Grimm!

Sun: Hey! That was my line!

Jaune: so I hope you get ready for the pilot episode, white eyes reborn: tale of two wanderers.

Everyone (Adam and Sebastian rejoins): bye everyone!

Kamui: PS: this is an Au, so don't expect it to flow with the canon that much

And that's a wrap!

i have a lot of stuff to do, so don't expect this to come out immediately. if i'm lucky, i'll have the first chapter up by the end of April.

There will be chapters where the main characters will meet these things that are basically you guys asking questions. And those chapters will basically be dedicated to them asking your questions. You can even send gifts to them, but no slandering, no overpowered plot twisting items, and no cosplaying readers( readers named by the original show, for those who don't know), they're cringe inducing and unwanted. there will be a tumblr blog called shakalos-askblog, that's where you can send your questions. So bye!