How do you perceftly irritate so secrety Natsu?
Tell him Lucy's been kidnapped
Blow out his fire every time he get's fired up
Get Lucy to use her celestial twin copiers to twin Natsu and expose his feelings about Lucy and the secret he's been hidding about his father dragneel.
Tell him he'll never be a real dragon. And then walk away.
Tell him Edo Lucy wants to see him
Kidnap Natsu's bed while he's sleeping and put it on a train.
Put Natsu on a space shuttle
Get Gray to hug Lucy repetitively in front of Natsu
Steal Natsu's scarf and hide it on a dragon. Tell him you did it for the plain purose of motivation.
Tell Natsu he'll never be the strongest: Lucy will.
Inform Natsu what happened to Hiro Mashima's last hero-and forget to mention that he ended up living.
Show Natsu all the yaoi and make him read it Clockwork orange style.
Be loud around Natsu
Tell Natsu Lucy is his long lost sister. (Would never happen by the way)
Tell Natsu Fairy Tail sucks, Nakama are stupid, and he'll never find his father and you just made the Guild immovable by nailing down everything so nobody can get rowdy-and replaced the beer with decaf splenda drinks.
Tell Natsu the conclusion to Fairy Tail-wait patiently while he celebrates, then tell him he had no choice in the matter-it was all fate controled by Hiro Mashima and Natsu's strenght is as thick as ink.
Tell Natsu his real father is *incert weak person*.
Tell Natsu you know where Igneel is and then refuse to tell him, no matter how much he begs.
Smile at Natsu creepily and tell him "Natsu, everyone in the guild has been hanging out with Igneel this whole time while you were looking for him. And we're all twilight fans. Especially igneel. And he want's you to help him make a Twiligt fic."
Tell Natsu his next mission is going on the worlds scariest roller coaster-after he's stuffed himself full.
Tell Natsu Lucy fell in love with Igneel because he's twice the dragon Natsu will ever be.
Tell Natus Fairy Tail was a lie and he was raised in an evil guild-Fairy tail is his enemy.
Sing the Aha song to natsu.
