Spoot: Well, They loved it!

Goku: I know! I told you they would!

Vegeta: *Gumbling in the background*

Kiss Me Like The World's Gunna End

He nearly choked on the breath he was trying to take in. She had on that dress. The red one. The one that inched up her leg dangerously. The one that proved that woman had passed class with all D's. Bulma was approaching the table slowly. Vegeta couldn't help buy stare, with his mouth open. He concentrated on her, until he over heard, with his amazing ears, a conversation a few women were having a few tables over. Oh no...If Bulma could here them...

"I bet its hot." Said one girl

"Yeah, I bet he just grabs you by the back of the head and just...does things to you." Said the other girl.

Vegeta turned in his seat to look at them, but it was to late. Bulma was right in front of them. "He does." She said. she had her hands on her hips, staring down at the two teens. "I Should know..." She leaned down. The girls becoming a bit scared. "See that man, right there? Yeah, that's my man...Got that?" She said, poking one girl in the arm, then she stood upright, and walked over to the table, and sat down. The two girls got up, paid, and left.

"What was that about?" Vegeta asked. A little shocked at what his woman had done. "I am so sick of those little girls! UGH! And you-" He jumped with a gasp. "AH! ME! What did I do! You're crazy!"

"Yeah you! You were just gonna sit there and let them keep on!"

"I don't even know what they were talking about! Would you shut up woman!"

"They were talking about you! They were talking about what sex would be like with you!"

Vegeta's face went pale, for a moment, then bright...BRIGHT...red. Bulm paid no mind, she kept up her one sided conversation. "I mean, not that I blame them, I wonder that sometimes, myself!" She looked over at him. "I bet sex with you is dirty!" She had a smile on her face, but Vegeta was none to happy. He looked ready to power up, and fly away.

"Are you ok? It's no big deal you know. I remember what you said, its ok." She was still talking as they walked into the house. Lunch was all her, talking about this and that. Mostly sex. Something Vegeta wanted nothing to do with. Not that he didn't want to...He kept his eyes on the floor as she talked. "I mean, it would be nice, but you don't want to. I like you no matter what, even if it is weird, even if its unheard of. Even Goku and Chi Chi have sex, I mean, come on, where do you think babies come from!" She continued to ramble, Vegeta began to grunt, wishing she would just stop! If she only knew...

"I get it, no big deal, we'll just be monks, thats all, ju-"

He reached over and grabbed her with a heavy hand, pulling her close. Shutting her up, with a very deep kiss. When they pulled apart, she smiled. "Would it start out like this?" Vegeta hissed through his teeth, and looked at the floor, then slowly, set her feet back on it. "No..." He began. She sat on the sofa, preparing herself for a speech.

"I would...not do that to you." He said, bawling up his fists. clenching them so hard, his gloves squeaked. She tilted her head to the side. "Do what to me?" She asked, making him growl and turn his back to her. At this point Bulma saw something she never thought she would see, Vegeta, vulnerable. "I..." He turned to face her, growled, shook his head, and turned back around. "I...you see..." He began again, growled, "D'rr...FORGET IT!" He snapped, storming out of the room. She just sat there, nodding at what ever the hell had just happened.

"She will never understand!" Vegeta yelled, blasting a dint into the gravity room's wall. He stood there for a moment, catching his breath. He thought about the first time he really looked at her, he knew, he could never...ever do something like that to her. Not until She truly loved him, and he knew...she trusted him. She wasn't that girl. You don;t just take something like that from her on a Monday because there's nothing on TV. He let out a loud yell, blasting the targets. "Never understand!"

"Maybe he's just not ready." Chi Chi said, handing Bulma a soda. "When did you know it was time, you and Goku?" She asked. Chi Chi sat down at the table, and opened her drink. "Lets see, we were right outta high school. He just picked me up, flew me to a remote island, and we made love there. we never talked about it, we just...did it."

"What was it like."

"I thought I was gonna die. The first time for the monkey people is...well...deadly. You gotta remember, they're not human. Animal is more like it. they don't 'make love' they mate...ya'know...like crazy sex..."

"So, Like...it can kill you?"

"Yeah, Goku kept asking me if I was sure about it! I'm glad we did it, honestly. Right after that, I got pregnant with Gohan, They only do it once a year too...you know, let off the swimmers. They can have sex all they want, but once a year...swimmers. and when it's that time of the year for them...sex can be real scary..."

Bulma's personal light bulb busted over her head. That was it.

Vegeta shot off the sofa with a holler when the door swung open. In stormed Bulma. "Where did you run off to?" She asked. He looked dumbstruck. "Oh don't even try it! Where were you! Why did you run off!?" She sat next to him, her voice more calm than before. He too, relaxed his muscles. "Gravity room." He said simply, looking back over at the TV. "You couldn't just sit here, like a civilized person, and talk to me about whats going on with you!"

Vegeta slammed his fists on the coffee table, nearly breaking it. "WHAT! What woman! What would you like to know!" She crossed her arms, never flinching at his outburst. It was clear to her now...he would never hurt her. That's what this was all about. She knew...he loved her. "I wanna know how you feel, right now, at this moment." She demanded. He threw his hands in the air, and shot off the sofa, she joined him, grabbing his arm. "Don't you dare! Don't you dare run away from me!" She had a good grip, she was stronger than your average girl, built like an Amazon. But...he broke free from her. She latched on to him again, and again he broke free.

"You will never best me!" She snapped, "I wont...let go." He glared at her, then shoved her softly, and she went down to the sofa. She shot back up, and he shoved again, and down she went, getting back up almost as fast. "STOP IT VEGETA!" His eyes went wide. "Just stop! GOD! Do I need to spell it out for you!" He turned to walk away, but she grabbed a hand full of his hair, and he dropped.

"I had no idea...its like the tail thing huh." She said. the two were sitting on the floor. He was rubbing his head. All he did was grumble a response. "I'm sorry, what more do you want from me...oh, and...you're really heavy." his cheeks glowed a light shade of pink, and she giggled. "Can we please stop this..." He asked, his voice low and raspy. "No." was all she had to say. "Not until you tell me the truth, not until you tell me you love me." He looked over at her, nearly breaking his neck. His eyes about to fall out of his head. "I know you do Vegeta...Just tell me..."

"You...Me, love you! HA!" He tried to get up, but his legs failed him. His equilibrium still off from the hair pulling. "Oh please Vegeta! I know you do! Why else would you be here...still! Why all the weirdness about sex! Why else would you call my cooking crap, yet still eat it like you've never had a home cooked meal!"

"BECAUSE I NEVER HAVE!" He snapped, and she got quiet. "I..." He growled in frustration, then continued. "Never...had anyone cook for me before...Ok, is that what you wanna hear?!"

"That is a start, yeah-"

"Would you just...just...shut up!" With that, he leaned in, and kissed her hard. when separated, he took a deep breath, and finished his long, overdue, speech. "I'm sorry...Bulma. Everything you do for me, and have done...that's all new to me. Most take it for granted, but not me." He looked her right in her big blue eyes. "I can't take you for granted. And I can't...I just can't harm you." He took her face in his strong hand. "I know I will, if we do the one thing you want the most. you must give me time." She nodded. "It's not that I don't want it..." His eye brows raised. "I do...but, I can't hurt you..."

"Say it..." She said. "Say it Vegeta. Tell me you love me."

"I can't." He said. He removed his hand and peered down at the floor. "I'm not sure you would understand what it would mean. It's not just a word...it's not just a feeling..." She reached over and lifted his strong eyes to meet hers. "I love you Vegeta." She looked ready to fight a mammoth. He never removed his eyes from hers. They were planted, and belonging to her eyes. "When you're ready to admit it to me, I'll be here. But you can't deny that I know the truth, you love me, you never said you didn't. And here, on Earth, that means more than you know." She let him go, and broke the gaze by standing up, and walking away.

Spoot: Should I keep going?

Goku: YES!

Vegeta: NO!

Bulma: *slaps Vegeta with a fish*