Super Smash Bros the Movie
[In this I direct SSBM the movie and discover video game characters can not act!]
Fight: Okay let's see here. Okay let's start filming scene 1.
[Captain Falcon and Kirby are fighting in a Smasher style battle. Falcon hits the Falcon Punch but instead of kirby flying off screen like he's supposed to Kirby kicks Falcon in the balls, causing him to fall over and start shaking.]
Fight: Why did you do that?
Kirby: He was talking trash to me one day and I just taught him a lesson.
Fight: Oooookay.....
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Fight: Okay scene 4. Peach you are being captured by Bowser and Mario has to save you.
[Peach is being carried off by Bowser as she screams. Mario rushes in and a cell phone rings. Mario answers it.]
Mario: Oh hey Zelda. Yeah she doesn't have a clue. So what aren't you wearing?
[Peach jumps down, grabs a shovel and hits Mario with it then runs off crying. Mario pursues her.]
Fight: Oh Lord take me now!
Bowser: Yeah! And I knew the part too!
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Fight: Okay let's try scene 7 in which Link fights a goomba on the top of Mt. Everest.
[Link pulls out his sword and charges at the goomba. He thrusts the sword downward but the goomba moves away and Link falls down the mountain screaming all the way]
Fight: Why are You testing me this way!?!
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Fight: Scene 8!
[Roy is fighting Metal Roy at the base of Mt. Everest. Both are going exactly according to script when suddenly Link finally falls off the mountain... onto Roy!]
Fight: [bangs head on a steel floor repeatedly]
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Fight: Scene 12!
[Marth is fighting Master Hand. All is going according to script until Master grabs him and starts sceezing him and Marth sticks his sword through Master's hand!]
Master: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Fight: I swear I hate this job. I really do.
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Fight: Last scene the Giga Bowser showdown!
[Giga Bowser and Donkey Kong are having a balance of power trying to outdo each other's weight when suddenly Diddy Kong walks on to the set and hands DK a piece of paper.]
DK: What is this?
Diddy: A restraining order.
Fight: (screams) Lord I wish that I was stoned!
[In this I direct SSBM the movie and discover video game characters can not act!]
Fight: Okay let's see here. Okay let's start filming scene 1.
[Captain Falcon and Kirby are fighting in a Smasher style battle. Falcon hits the Falcon Punch but instead of kirby flying off screen like he's supposed to Kirby kicks Falcon in the balls, causing him to fall over and start shaking.]
Fight: Why did you do that?
Kirby: He was talking trash to me one day and I just taught him a lesson.
Fight: Oooookay.....
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Fight: Okay scene 4. Peach you are being captured by Bowser and Mario has to save you.
[Peach is being carried off by Bowser as she screams. Mario rushes in and a cell phone rings. Mario answers it.]
Mario: Oh hey Zelda. Yeah she doesn't have a clue. So what aren't you wearing?
[Peach jumps down, grabs a shovel and hits Mario with it then runs off crying. Mario pursues her.]
Fight: Oh Lord take me now!
Bowser: Yeah! And I knew the part too!
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Fight: Okay let's try scene 7 in which Link fights a goomba on the top of Mt. Everest.
[Link pulls out his sword and charges at the goomba. He thrusts the sword downward but the goomba moves away and Link falls down the mountain screaming all the way]
Fight: Why are You testing me this way!?!
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Fight: Scene 8!
[Roy is fighting Metal Roy at the base of Mt. Everest. Both are going exactly according to script when suddenly Link finally falls off the mountain... onto Roy!]
Fight: [bangs head on a steel floor repeatedly]
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Fight: Scene 12!
[Marth is fighting Master Hand. All is going according to script until Master grabs him and starts sceezing him and Marth sticks his sword through Master's hand!]
Master: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Fight: I swear I hate this job. I really do.
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Fight: Last scene the Giga Bowser showdown!
[Giga Bowser and Donkey Kong are having a balance of power trying to outdo each other's weight when suddenly Diddy Kong walks on to the set and hands DK a piece of paper.]
DK: What is this?
Diddy: A restraining order.
Fight: (screams) Lord I wish that I was stoned!
