Warning: This Story Contains Extreme Stupidly, Swearing, And Makes Absolutely No Sense Whatsoever! YOU WERE WARNED!

Bella's House: 4:00 PM

Bella: *Laughs while watching "Psycho" on her laptop* Die Marion! That's it, Norman. KILL THAT B***H!

Marion: *Screams in terror*

Norman Bates: *Laughs psychotically*

Bella: DEATH CONQERS EVERYTHING! WAHAHAHAHAH!

Bella's Mom: Bella, your pizza bagels are done.

Bella: Oooh, thanks mom! I'll eat them in minuet. Now where was I? Oh, yeah. WAHAHAHAAH!

Happy Cow: Play with meeeeee!

Bella: Shut the f**k up, Happy Cow! I'm watching people getting brutally murdered!

Bella's House: 4:45 PM

Bella: *Smiles cheerfully* That was such a happy movie. All those dumb-ass hotel guests died and the crazy murderer lived happily ever after.

Happy Cow: Play with me Bella, play.

Bella: Shut up, you piece of crap.*Pulls out a pen and paper* Now, what should I do for my next FanFiction? Hmmmm.

Happy Cow: Play with meee!

Bella: I'm not playing with you. Let's see… how about I write a story about an epic-

Happy Cow: Play with meeeeee!

Bella: Son of a Lelo And Stitch! That's it! You've asked for it! Get ready to die!

You are challenged by Bella

What will Happy Cow do?

Play With Me Forever Laser Eyes

Eat A Bagel Fly Around Uselessly

Happy Cow Used Fly Around Uselessly

Bella Takes 0 Damage

What Will Bella do?

Complain Kick Him In The Disco Balls

B***h Slap AK47 Attack

Bella Used Complain

Bella: Why the hell am I even fighting you?! I have a FanFiction to write!

Happy Cow Takes 0 Damage

What Will Happy Cow Do?

Play With Me Forever Laser Eyes

Eat A Bagel Fly Around Uselessly

Happy Cow Used Fly Around Uselessly

Bella Takes 0 Damage

Bella: What the hell?! You're using the same move! And it doesn't even do anything! I'm taking you out will one hit, you b*****d!

What Will Bella Do?

Complain Kick Him In The Disco Balls

B***h Slap AK47 Attack

Bella Used AK47 Attack

Bella: *Shoots Gun Like a Maniac* DIE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Happy Cow Takes 0 Damage

Bella: What the f**k?! You didn't even take one point of freakin' damage!

Happy Cow Used Instant Death

Happy Cow: Play with meeeeee!

Bella: Holy s**t!

Happy Cow: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Bella: Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Bella has been defeated. Happy Cow gains 200,000,00 Ep

The Medical Hospital: 9:00

Vaati: Damn, that cow seriously beat you to ground.

Bella: *In upper body cast* How can one s**ty toy do so much damage? And why the hell are you the only one visiting me?! Why not my mom?!

Vaati: She's out on a date with Ganondorf.

Bella: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Vaati: Oh, and she sent you some pizza bagels.

Bella: Yeah, pizza bagels!

Vaati: O.O

Bella: What?

Vaati: Happy Cow! He's behind you!

Happy Cow: Play with me Bella, play.

Bella: S**T! Take the purple guy! He tastes like grape jelly!

Vaati: Damn you! *Jumps out the window*

Bella: *Stares at Happy Cow*

Happy Cow: *Stares at Bella*

Bella: … Can you hand me those pizza bagels?

The End