Warning: This Story Contains Extreme Stupidly, Swearing, And Makes Absolutely No Sense Whatsoever! YOU WERE WARNED!
Bella's House: 4:00 PM
Bella: *Laughs while watching "Psycho" on her laptop* Die Marion! That's it, Norman. KILL THAT B***H!
Marion: *Screams in terror*
Norman Bates: *Laughs psychotically*
Bella: DEATH CONQERS EVERYTHING! WAHAHAHAHAH!
Bella's Mom: Bella, your pizza bagels are done.
Bella: Oooh, thanks mom! I'll eat them in minuet. Now where was I? Oh, yeah. WAHAHAHAAH!
Happy Cow: Play with meeeeee!
Bella: Shut the f**k up, Happy Cow! I'm watching people getting brutally murdered!
Bella's House: 4:45 PM
Bella: *Smiles cheerfully* That was such a happy movie. All those dumb-ass hotel guests died and the crazy murderer lived happily ever after.
Happy Cow: Play with me Bella, play.
Bella: Shut up, you piece of crap.*Pulls out a pen and paper* Now, what should I do for my next FanFiction? Hmmmm.
Happy Cow: Play with meee!
Bella: I'm not playing with you. Let's see… how about I write a story about an epic-
Happy Cow: Play with meeeeee!
Bella: Son of a Lelo And Stitch! That's it! You've asked for it! Get ready to die!
You are challenged by Bella
What will Happy Cow do?
Play With Me Forever Laser Eyes
Eat A Bagel Fly Around Uselessly
Happy Cow Used Fly Around Uselessly
Bella Takes 0 Damage
What Will Bella do?
Complain Kick Him In The Disco Balls
B***h Slap AK47 Attack
Bella Used Complain
Bella: Why the hell am I even fighting you?! I have a FanFiction to write!
Happy Cow Takes 0 Damage
What Will Happy Cow Do?
Play With Me Forever Laser Eyes
Eat A Bagel Fly Around Uselessly
Happy Cow Used Fly Around Uselessly
Bella Takes 0 Damage
Bella: What the hell?! You're using the same move! And it doesn't even do anything! I'm taking you out will one hit, you b*****d!
What Will Bella Do?
Complain Kick Him In The Disco Balls
B***h Slap AK47 Attack
Bella Used AK47 Attack
Bella: *Shoots Gun Like a Maniac* DIE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Happy Cow Takes 0 Damage
Bella: What the f**k?! You didn't even take one point of freakin' damage!
Happy Cow Used Instant Death
Happy Cow: Play with meeeeee!
Bella: Holy s**t!
Happy Cow: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bella: Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Bella has been defeated. Happy Cow gains 200,000,00 Ep
The Medical Hospital: 9:00
Vaati: Damn, that cow seriously beat you to ground.
Bella: *In upper body cast* How can one s**ty toy do so much damage? And why the hell are you the only one visiting me?! Why not my mom?!
Vaati: She's out on a date with Ganondorf.
Bella: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Vaati: Oh, and she sent you some pizza bagels.
Bella: Yeah, pizza bagels!
Vaati: O.O
Bella: What?
Vaati: Happy Cow! He's behind you!
Happy Cow: Play with me Bella, play.
Bella: S**T! Take the purple guy! He tastes like grape jelly!
Vaati: Damn you! *Jumps out the window*
Bella: *Stares at Happy Cow*
Happy Cow: *Stares at Bella*
Bella: … Can you hand me those pizza bagels?
The End
