A Day In Class
Roy, Riza, Havoc, and Fury are in elementary school and its show and tell.
What did everyone bring?
"Settle down now class." A young lady, around thirty, came walking into the room. "Now class. You all know today is show and tell. But first, can anyone tell me why were doing this?" Her answer were groans form the students.
"Come on Mrs. Fudge! Can we please just so our stuff?"
'Do I have a choice?' Mrs. Fudge thought and sighed. "Alright. Now who wants to go first?" Five hands went into the air. Mrs. Fudge took her finger and pointed to someone in the front.
"How about you Fury, and what do you have with you today?"
"I have my dog, pudding." Fury said, getting up and walking to the front of the class.
"Now why did you bring Pudding.."
"Mrs. Fudge please report to the office. Mrs. Fudge to the office." The announcement rang through the school. She sighed and went out of the class to the office. The class was silent.
"Hey Riza, do you want to see my cool gloves?" Roy asked, breaking the silence.
"No I don't want to see your stupid gloves. Why did you bring them anyway?"
But.."
"No!" She yelled. Roy sighed. 'How can I get her to like me?' He thought. On the other hand, Riza sighed and grabbed something out of her desk. "Hey Havoc."
"What?" He asked, not looking up from the magazine he was looking at.
"Look up." Riza replied, aiming a now exposed water gun at his head.
"Now why should I look up?"
"Please."
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
While this whole thing was going on, Fury was still standing in front of the class with Pudding. 'Why me?' He thought. All off a sudden, laughter filled the room.
There, in the middle of the room, Havoc was getting squirted by Riza, who somehow had managed him to look up. He was soaked to the bone, and now was his magazine.
"Look what you done Riza! You ruined my magazine!" He yelled.
"Sorry. Hey what were you looking at anyways?" She asked, trying to grab the magazine from his grasp.
"Nothing." His reflexes weren't as fast as Riza so she managed to grasp it with ease. She started looking through her pages when her eyes went wide.
"What is it Riza?" Roy asked trying to get a look at what shocked her. "Riza what's…." Before he could finish, a loud slap was hear in the room.
"PERVERT!" Everyone looked and Riza, and then looked at Havoc. He had a huge slap mark on his face and was down on the ground unconscious.
"WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT PORNO MAGAZINES?" Riza yelled so loud, it could probably wake the dead. All of a sudden, the whole class burst into laughter. Fury was now and the floor rolling around laughing. Roy had to lean on his desk, stopping himself from falling over. There fun was short lived.
"Come on class settle down! Riza, why is Havoc on the ground?" Mrs. Fudge asked.
"I don't know." She said while trying not to laugh. A few minutes later, Havoc woke up and class was resumed.
Later that day…..
"Hey Riza, wait up!" Roy yelled. Riza sighed and stopped. It was the end of the day and Riza just wanted to go home. "What is it Roy?"
"Did you like my cool gloves?"
"Ya, they were ok."
"Cool. He I was just wondering," He said, slipping and arm around her waist. "Would you go out with me?" Roy had no chance.
"There is no way in hell I would go out with you!" Riza yelled and punched him in the face. She stormed of, punching anyone that got in her way.
"Well, at least I tried." Roy said, and blacked out because of the punch.
THE END! (or is it?)
"Ooo sexy girls"
"PERVERT!"
lol did you like? review please. OH! theres more to come!
