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Once, a LONG time ago, (then, I'm not talking about 3 weeks, or sumthin', I'm talkin'bout 2000 years or so), a guy in England put a spell on a lake somewhere near where Hosgmeade is now, in 2001... The spell worked like, if someone drinked water fro it, they'd change into the creature best fitting them.
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Now, in 2001, Harry and co. were looking forward to a Hogsmeade trip in the summer for the 3rd years, and some of the teachers were to come, too.
Harry, Ron and Hermione were walking by a lake (in Hogsmeade) called The Uoy Laer Lake. Then, McGonagall spotted them, and since everyone was outside in the heat, and thirsty, she called the others and they came by to see whassssuuup! (Heehee). McGonagall was very McThirsty and swinged her wand, and out of it came many glasses, one for each person. Then, everyone caught a glass, McGonagall said "Cheers for the wonderful water!" And then everyone drank at once. But, Oops! Something was wrong, and since Dumbledore wasn't there, who was going to save everybody? 'Coz they had turned into...
McGonagall:A cat.
Snape:Some gigantic bug (with a slimy head.Hmm.)
Sprout:A tree.
Flitwick: A frog.
Harry:Superman.
Ron:Superman's sidekick.(Iknow he doesn't have one and I know Robin would have fit better, but Harry's no Batman...)
Hermione:A bookworm.
Draco:Dragon(duh...)
Crabbe:Something like Aragog.
Goyle:Gorilla
Pansy Parkinson:A parasite.
Neville:Mouse.
Lavender & Parvati:Sibyll Trelawney.
Finally, Dumbledore came along, calling:"Hey, Minerva, you called m, WHOA! YOU DUMMIES! WHY'D YOU DRINK FROM THE LAER UOY LAKE?! YA KNOW, THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER... but first I wanna guess who's who..." (And he got it all right) Then he changed everyone back. When they changerd again, everyone made fun of each other (especially of Snape, who ran away crying) and had a good laugh. But then again, Lavender and Parvati were very proud until Ron started to tease them by calling them teacher's pets (Hermione was gonna ask Ron what was wrong with that, but, um, she kinda bailed...)
END!
A/N: I know this one's kinda short, but it's worth the laugh... Please review and tell me whaddaya think!
Once, a LONG time ago, (then, I'm not talking about 3 weeks, or sumthin', I'm talkin'bout 2000 years or so), a guy in England put a spell on a lake somewhere near where Hosgmeade is now, in 2001... The spell worked like, if someone drinked water fro it, they'd change into the creature best fitting them.
...
Now, in 2001, Harry and co. were looking forward to a Hogsmeade trip in the summer for the 3rd years, and some of the teachers were to come, too.
Harry, Ron and Hermione were walking by a lake (in Hogsmeade) called The Uoy Laer Lake. Then, McGonagall spotted them, and since everyone was outside in the heat, and thirsty, she called the others and they came by to see whassssuuup! (Heehee). McGonagall was very McThirsty and swinged her wand, and out of it came many glasses, one for each person. Then, everyone caught a glass, McGonagall said "Cheers for the wonderful water!" And then everyone drank at once. But, Oops! Something was wrong, and since Dumbledore wasn't there, who was going to save everybody? 'Coz they had turned into...
McGonagall:A cat.
Snape:Some gigantic bug (with a slimy head.Hmm.)
Sprout:A tree.
Flitwick: A frog.
Harry:Superman.
Ron:Superman's sidekick.(Iknow he doesn't have one and I know Robin would have fit better, but Harry's no Batman...)
Hermione:A bookworm.
Draco:Dragon(duh...)
Crabbe:Something like Aragog.
Goyle:Gorilla
Pansy Parkinson:A parasite.
Neville:Mouse.
Lavender & Parvati:Sibyll Trelawney.
Finally, Dumbledore came along, calling:"Hey, Minerva, you called m, WHOA! YOU DUMMIES! WHY'D YOU DRINK FROM THE LAER UOY LAKE?! YA KNOW, THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER... but first I wanna guess who's who..." (And he got it all right) Then he changed everyone back. When they changerd again, everyone made fun of each other (especially of Snape, who ran away crying) and had a good laugh. But then again, Lavender and Parvati were very proud until Ron started to tease them by calling them teacher's pets (Hermione was gonna ask Ron what was wrong with that, but, um, she kinda bailed...)
END!
A/N: I know this one's kinda short, but it's worth the laugh... Please review and tell me whaddaya think!
