Mario Bloopers


Scene 1

Action!!

Mario: Walks along Oooooo! Cheese! Eats the cheese and blows up Who the he-- put C4 in my cheese!

Scene 2

Action!

Take 1!


Luigi: La la la, la la! Hi Mario!

Mario: 'Shoots Luigi with a MG42'

Luigi: Why you Mama F---er!


Take 2!

Luigi: Hrggfjfgwhfgwjg! HI Mario!!!!!!!!!

Mario: 'Throws Luigi out a window'

Luigi: Weeeeee!

Scene 3

Cop: Come back here!

Luigi: Never!

Mario: Quack!

Cop: 'Pulls out a MK23 Mod 0 SOCOM'

Luigi: Hah hah HAH! Hah 'Starts coughing and pulls out a AK-103'

Mario: Moo!

Cop: … Crap.

Luigi: 'Shoots the cop'

Mario: Yeeee!