A New X-Man
Disclaimer: I don't own the X-Men. If I did, I wouldn't be writing fan fiction, I'd be off getting money or perhaps making sweet love to Kurt. Such is life.
A/N: This is what happens when too many people post Mary Sues in the same day. In case you didn't know, the story is intentionally cliché. If I really wrote like this, I'd probably kill myself. No worries, though. I'll make it short.
Rating: PG.
Jean Grey screamed and fell from her chair.
"Jean, my darling!" Scott leapt over to her. "What is wrong?"
"Oh, Scott!" she exclaimed, tears pouring down her cheeks. "I was on the astral plane, and I felt a mutant in horrible pain! We must find her before she hurts herself and others with her self-destructive ways!"
"You're right, Jean. Everybody, let's go!"
Meanwhile, in the city, the new mutant was getting out of control. "I hate humans!" she screamed. " I hate all of you!" The Blackbird landed, and the X-Men leapt out, ready to fight. She turned around and glared at them. Instantly, all the men froze. She was the most beautiful woman they'd ever seen, with long, flowing blonde hair that twirled about her pale, thin face. You could get lost in her deep blue eyes.
(5.2 pages of description later.)
"What do you want?" she growled. Her voice was like.
(Another 2 pages of description later.)
"We're the X-Men," said Scott, while entranced by her eyes. "We want to help you."
"You can't help me!" she screamed. "My family has been killed in a traumatic past event that I will not yet reveal to you as it is too painful for me to talk about!" She then burst out crying. Scott walked up and put an arm around her shoulder.
"It'll be okay. What's your name?"
"I'm Helena," she sniffed.
"Wait a minute," said Jean, "isn't the author's name Helena?"
"No," said Helena. "The author is Helena Cassidy. I'm Helena Grey. There's a difference."
"Ok," said Jean, "as long as it's not a badly concealed attempt to write yourself into the X-Men to act out your sexual fantasies." she trailed off and gasped. "Did you say Helena Grey? Could you be my long-lost sister who I thought was dead for years?"
"Jean!" shouted Helena jubilantly. They both hugged and cried. They were together again.
Later, at the mansion, Helena discussed her enrollment with Charles Xavier.
"What are your powers, Helena?" he asked. She took a deep breath.
"Well, I control all the elements, I'm a telepath, an empath, I'm telekinetic, I can copy any mutant's power, control a person's body functions, I'm a trained ninja, and I can fly."
"Well, Helena," said Professor X with a smile, "despite your troubled past, I can see you becoming the greatest X-Man of all." There was a knock on the door, and Kurt entered. "Helena, this is Kurt Wagner," continued the Professor. "Be careful what you say to him, he is very sensitive because of his appearance."
"I think it's inner beauty that matters," said Helena breathlessly. Kurt smiled, and she smiled back, and as they leaned in for the kiss.
"EVERYBODY, DANGER ROOM TRAINING SESSION, NOW!" yelled Cyclops.
"Damn," said Helena tearfully. "We're always interrupted during intimate moments." She stomped off to the Danger Room.
"You're too reckless, Helena!" reprimanded Cyclops. "You have a lot of potential, but you're a loose cannon! You could endanger everyone in battle!"
"Forget you all! I don't need you!" she ran from the Danger Room in tears. Kurt ran after her, calling her name. Helena turned around to kiss him, then stopped. "We can't." she whispered.
"Why, Helena?" said Kurt.
"Because I'm still troubled by the traumatic event that led to the killing of my family by humans!"
"But that's not right." said Kurt slowly. "I know Jean's family, and if you two are sisters, it's your family too."
Damn. Continuity error. No matter, carry on. Helena leaned in to kiss Kurt, and.
I pulled my wet hair up and stepped out of the bathroom. Noticing that the computer was on, I walked over. Displayed on the screen was the story "A New X-Man."
"Who's been on my computer?" I screamed. I looked around angrily and pressed the 'delete' button, sighing with relief. Maybe if I knew fan fiction, however, I wouldn't have been so relieved, because everyone knows that Mary Sues will not die that easily. But I would soon learn.
Finish
A/N: Sorry that you had to suffer through that. I just needed to get accustomed to the FF.net system (in case you couldn't tell by the crappiness, this is my first fic.) You don't have to review, but it would be appreciated. I promise I'll write something with a plot sometime. Have a nice day ( Deepest love and affection, Helena
Disclaimer: I don't own the X-Men. If I did, I wouldn't be writing fan fiction, I'd be off getting money or perhaps making sweet love to Kurt. Such is life.
A/N: This is what happens when too many people post Mary Sues in the same day. In case you didn't know, the story is intentionally cliché. If I really wrote like this, I'd probably kill myself. No worries, though. I'll make it short.
Rating: PG.
Jean Grey screamed and fell from her chair.
"Jean, my darling!" Scott leapt over to her. "What is wrong?"
"Oh, Scott!" she exclaimed, tears pouring down her cheeks. "I was on the astral plane, and I felt a mutant in horrible pain! We must find her before she hurts herself and others with her self-destructive ways!"
"You're right, Jean. Everybody, let's go!"
Meanwhile, in the city, the new mutant was getting out of control. "I hate humans!" she screamed. " I hate all of you!" The Blackbird landed, and the X-Men leapt out, ready to fight. She turned around and glared at them. Instantly, all the men froze. She was the most beautiful woman they'd ever seen, with long, flowing blonde hair that twirled about her pale, thin face. You could get lost in her deep blue eyes.
(5.2 pages of description later.)
"What do you want?" she growled. Her voice was like.
(Another 2 pages of description later.)
"We're the X-Men," said Scott, while entranced by her eyes. "We want to help you."
"You can't help me!" she screamed. "My family has been killed in a traumatic past event that I will not yet reveal to you as it is too painful for me to talk about!" She then burst out crying. Scott walked up and put an arm around her shoulder.
"It'll be okay. What's your name?"
"I'm Helena," she sniffed.
"Wait a minute," said Jean, "isn't the author's name Helena?"
"No," said Helena. "The author is Helena Cassidy. I'm Helena Grey. There's a difference."
"Ok," said Jean, "as long as it's not a badly concealed attempt to write yourself into the X-Men to act out your sexual fantasies." she trailed off and gasped. "Did you say Helena Grey? Could you be my long-lost sister who I thought was dead for years?"
"Jean!" shouted Helena jubilantly. They both hugged and cried. They were together again.
Later, at the mansion, Helena discussed her enrollment with Charles Xavier.
"What are your powers, Helena?" he asked. She took a deep breath.
"Well, I control all the elements, I'm a telepath, an empath, I'm telekinetic, I can copy any mutant's power, control a person's body functions, I'm a trained ninja, and I can fly."
"Well, Helena," said Professor X with a smile, "despite your troubled past, I can see you becoming the greatest X-Man of all." There was a knock on the door, and Kurt entered. "Helena, this is Kurt Wagner," continued the Professor. "Be careful what you say to him, he is very sensitive because of his appearance."
"I think it's inner beauty that matters," said Helena breathlessly. Kurt smiled, and she smiled back, and as they leaned in for the kiss.
"EVERYBODY, DANGER ROOM TRAINING SESSION, NOW!" yelled Cyclops.
"Damn," said Helena tearfully. "We're always interrupted during intimate moments." She stomped off to the Danger Room.
"You're too reckless, Helena!" reprimanded Cyclops. "You have a lot of potential, but you're a loose cannon! You could endanger everyone in battle!"
"Forget you all! I don't need you!" she ran from the Danger Room in tears. Kurt ran after her, calling her name. Helena turned around to kiss him, then stopped. "We can't." she whispered.
"Why, Helena?" said Kurt.
"Because I'm still troubled by the traumatic event that led to the killing of my family by humans!"
"But that's not right." said Kurt slowly. "I know Jean's family, and if you two are sisters, it's your family too."
Damn. Continuity error. No matter, carry on. Helena leaned in to kiss Kurt, and.
I pulled my wet hair up and stepped out of the bathroom. Noticing that the computer was on, I walked over. Displayed on the screen was the story "A New X-Man."
"Who's been on my computer?" I screamed. I looked around angrily and pressed the 'delete' button, sighing with relief. Maybe if I knew fan fiction, however, I wouldn't have been so relieved, because everyone knows that Mary Sues will not die that easily. But I would soon learn.
Finish
A/N: Sorry that you had to suffer through that. I just needed to get accustomed to the FF.net system (in case you couldn't tell by the crappiness, this is my first fic.) You don't have to review, but it would be appreciated. I promise I'll write something with a plot sometime. Have a nice day ( Deepest love and affection, Helena
