AN: Hey! This is my first fanfiction! Yes, I am a rookie! I probably will add some more soon... hopefully!

H.D. = Heinz Doofenshmirtz

S.C.= Santa Claus

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: "… then I'll have him trapped in my claws!"
Santa Claus: "Yes?"
H.D.: "What?"
S.C.: "You called."
H.D. "I didn't call you."
S.C.: "Yes you did."
H.D.: "No I didn't!"
S.C.: "If I can see you when you're sleeping and know when you're awake, what makes you think I can't hear you when you're shouting ten feet away?"
H.D.: "That's creepy! What are you? A stalker?"
S.C.: "I could say the same thing about you…"
H.D.: "I DIDN'T CALL YOU!"