This is the first scene of my first fanfic, the other scenes will be up and
running as soon as I get some feedback.
Today was not to be like any other day in Port Royal. No, it wasn't because today was to be the day of Norrington's promotion to Commodore. And it wasn't because Old Man Granger had just woken up from a 30 year coma only to find that he was somehow pregnant with the child of his evil twin Old Man Granger II. Those events are mere trifles compared to the arrival of one of the most feared, respected and fashionably dressed pirates in the whole of the Caribbean, Captain Jack Sparrow.
At that moment, the semi-conscious Jack was drifting to shore on the back of a giant inflatable sea turtle. Where he got the sea turtle and why it was such an outrageous shade of pink was a mystery to Jack but who was he to ask questions? Realizing that he was nearing the dock Jack stood up unsteadily and tried to get his bearing. Before he could get that however, he crashed into the dock. He stood up, dusted himself off, and walked past the harbormaster who was glaring at him.
"Excuse me, sir." said the harbormaster, grabbing Jack's arm, "But it costs a shilling to tie up your. er. boat at the docks."
They both glanced at the giant inflatable turtle bobbing up and down in the water.
"Hmmmm. well I've got some pretty embarrassing photos of you," Jack said tapping a brown satchel hanging over his shoulder, "that say otherwise!"
"What the?" asked the harbormaster as he grabbed the photos out of the bag, "Sir! These are pictures of you! Dressed up as a woman with. with. Commodore Norrington!"
"Excuse me? You don't know what you're talking about mate." Jack said grabbing the pictures back and examining them, "Oh dear, I must have left them in my other bag."
Jack laughed awkwardly and grabbed a shilling from his pocket and tossed it to the harbormaster who was grinning at him and nodding. Jack staggered off the docks into the town and asked the nearest barrel of gun powder where he might find a ship. After waiting patiently for an answer but receiving none he decided to try and find one himself and started off in the direction of the Interceptor.
The Interceptor, the ship Jack was currently staggering to, was being guarded by Mullroy and Murtogg Bakersfeild (no relation. well actually that's a lie. What Mullroy and Murtogg didn't know was that they were actually identical twins separated by birth because of a huge mock-up on the doctors part. While Mullroy stayed with his biological parents Murtogg was shipped of to India where he was adopted by the Bakersfeilds (no relation to the other Bakersfeilds. well actually that's a lie but we wont get into that now). When he was 20 he decided to move to Port Royal to try and find his long-lost twin brother but, much to his disappointment, only found a man who was his twin in every way except for the fact that his hair was 3 centimeters shorter. Oh well, that's the way life is isn't it. but anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yes Jack!) Jack, after having a short conversation about politics with a piece of wood, had arrived at the Interceptor where he was spotted by Mullroy and Murtogg Bakersfeild (no rela-. wait a second, haven't we covered this already).
"Oi! You don't have permission to be on these docks!" Mullroy shouted.
"Oh yeah? Well I have some pictures here that say otherwise."
Today was not to be like any other day in Port Royal. No, it wasn't because today was to be the day of Norrington's promotion to Commodore. And it wasn't because Old Man Granger had just woken up from a 30 year coma only to find that he was somehow pregnant with the child of his evil twin Old Man Granger II. Those events are mere trifles compared to the arrival of one of the most feared, respected and fashionably dressed pirates in the whole of the Caribbean, Captain Jack Sparrow.
At that moment, the semi-conscious Jack was drifting to shore on the back of a giant inflatable sea turtle. Where he got the sea turtle and why it was such an outrageous shade of pink was a mystery to Jack but who was he to ask questions? Realizing that he was nearing the dock Jack stood up unsteadily and tried to get his bearing. Before he could get that however, he crashed into the dock. He stood up, dusted himself off, and walked past the harbormaster who was glaring at him.
"Excuse me, sir." said the harbormaster, grabbing Jack's arm, "But it costs a shilling to tie up your. er. boat at the docks."
They both glanced at the giant inflatable turtle bobbing up and down in the water.
"Hmmmm. well I've got some pretty embarrassing photos of you," Jack said tapping a brown satchel hanging over his shoulder, "that say otherwise!"
"What the?" asked the harbormaster as he grabbed the photos out of the bag, "Sir! These are pictures of you! Dressed up as a woman with. with. Commodore Norrington!"
"Excuse me? You don't know what you're talking about mate." Jack said grabbing the pictures back and examining them, "Oh dear, I must have left them in my other bag."
Jack laughed awkwardly and grabbed a shilling from his pocket and tossed it to the harbormaster who was grinning at him and nodding. Jack staggered off the docks into the town and asked the nearest barrel of gun powder where he might find a ship. After waiting patiently for an answer but receiving none he decided to try and find one himself and started off in the direction of the Interceptor.
The Interceptor, the ship Jack was currently staggering to, was being guarded by Mullroy and Murtogg Bakersfeild (no relation. well actually that's a lie. What Mullroy and Murtogg didn't know was that they were actually identical twins separated by birth because of a huge mock-up on the doctors part. While Mullroy stayed with his biological parents Murtogg was shipped of to India where he was adopted by the Bakersfeilds (no relation to the other Bakersfeilds. well actually that's a lie but we wont get into that now). When he was 20 he decided to move to Port Royal to try and find his long-lost twin brother but, much to his disappointment, only found a man who was his twin in every way except for the fact that his hair was 3 centimeters shorter. Oh well, that's the way life is isn't it. but anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yes Jack!) Jack, after having a short conversation about politics with a piece of wood, had arrived at the Interceptor where he was spotted by Mullroy and Murtogg Bakersfeild (no rela-. wait a second, haven't we covered this already).
"Oi! You don't have permission to be on these docks!" Mullroy shouted.
"Oh yeah? Well I have some pictures here that say otherwise."
