Comander Sheperd took a drag from his cigerette. He was looking our the window of the Normandy into the vast reaches of space. There was a knock on his door. the knock sounded like inverted ucolitist. He open the door to his room and was suprised who he saw.
"Alucard,"
he stuttered. "I thought you where in castlevania."
"I was, but now i have returned to finish what we have started." Alucard said with sugestive wink.
Sherpard looked down.
"That was a long time ago" Sherpard said.
"are you saying you dont love me any more?' asked Alucard with a sad look in his eyes.
"No" exclaimed Shepard "but you where always too busy with your father to even give me the time of day."
"My father is dead now" said Alucard, "i have all the time in the world now."
"you dont understand" said Shepard.
"Are you coming back to bed?" called master cheif form the room next door.
Ps the ship is flying through wonder land.

"Really, the bed is getting cold" yelled Master Cheif "Alucard, you need to go" said Shepard.
"He doesnt need to know," said Alucard.
"How can he not?" asked Shepard "While fighting my father I found a mcguffin that allows me to travell through time and space, I can freeze time and take you with me, and then bring you back before anyone knows what happened."
"I cant im comited" said Shepard.
Alucard brushed Shepards face with his fingertips "Please"
"Fine, this time only"
"What is time but a miserable pile of lies?"

They where teleported to a beutiful field of roses, the sun shined happily above there heads In the distance they could see snow caped mountains. A gentle breeze blew past the field. Bees floated lazaly around in this spring land.