Why You Should NEVER trust Viki

A Suikoden series by SuNaginata

(A quick note: Don't read this if you don't know what the characters look like! I have 100 characters to focus on, and I'm not planning on writing descriptions on all of them.)

"Yeah! Let's get going, Bonaparte!" Millie smirked. She and a bunch of the other Stars of Destiny were getting ready to go on a camping trip in the Kobold Forest. The Chief Kobold had okayed it, and now they were packing for what was sure to be a fun weekend. It was also the last time they would be together before they parted ways. Futch and Humphrey were getting ready to leave for the One Temple in Harmonia, Teresa and Shin were going to return to Greenhill, Nina was getting ready to follow Flik (or so she thought), and so on. The thought of this kept nagging Millie. Would she ever see Futch, or Riou, or Nanami again? She decided to not think about it, and cross the bridge when she came to it.

"That's about everything." Futch tied up his bag. The others were getting finished preparing also.

"Urgh!" Futch looked over to see Tuta carrying his handbag, only it was crammed full of God-knows-what. "Tuta… What do you have in there?" Oulan asked. Tuta shook his head. "Well, when you're packing first-aid kits for 100 people…" Oulan laughed. "Here, kid, let me take that for you. She picked it up, and put it right back down, only she went with it. She slammed her head on the hard cement of the Great Hall. "Ow…" Tuta pulled out a few gauze and painkillers. "See why I bring this stuff?"

Later on, once everybody was done packing, and Tuta emptied his bag of extra health tools, The group got ready to leave. However, as Marlowe brought up, "How would 100 of us go undetected?"  Riou shook his head. "Good point…" Jowy smirked. "I have an idea…" He smirked, now wickedly. The others slowly caught on. One by one, they turned to face Viki. "Huh?!" However, Luc knew wiser. "That's not a good…"

"Shush!" Nanami quieted the mage. "Viki, could you teleport us to Kobold Village?" The ditzy mage nodded.

"Seriously, that's not wise!" Luc stammered. Everybody in the hall told him to shut up. Defeated and pissed, Luc teleported away. Viki held up her wand. "Ready… Se- Ahhh…" The army looked around, and realized what was going to happen. Chaco was the first to speak.

"RUN LIKE HELL!!!" The army realized that Viki was going to sneeze and possibly teleport them to some unknown place. They began to run in all directions. Unfortunately, some didn't respond fast enough…

"Achooo!" A giant flash. Silence.

When they remaining heroes found it safe to come back, they found Viki standing by herself. Anybody within 12 feet of her was gone. "Heh heh… oops?" Raura shook her head. "She's a bigger ditz than I am…"

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"And that's how Paris ended up dying." A tall teacher with tanned skin stated. Her hair was curly, and she wore a neck-strap with glasses on it. As she turned to face the board, a giant flash turned her attention back to the students. However, when she turned, she saw about twenty new faces of all ages: The Stars who didn't escape in time. A boy in the front row, with glasses, brown hair, black jeans, and a Hellsing T-Shirt on got up.

Millie and Futch and a whole bunch of others from the game! Chris thought to himself. The teacher, Mrs. Krahe, stood stunned. Chris saw this as a good opportunity as any to pull them away. He raised his hand.

"Mrs. Krahe, can I please speak with these people in private?" The teacher nodded, too stunned to speak. As he led them out, two things were certain: One, Chris was on drugs and didn't know it, or two, Viki botched up another teleporting job.

To Be Continued:

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Next Episode Preview:

Futch: Where are we?

Jowy: Good question…

Chris: Hmm... How do I explain this?

Rachel: Next Episode:

                               Welcome to the Real World

Millie: It's unquestionably a new twist!

Nina: Way to rip that offa Tenchi…