Xiaolin Parody
Honoo: Meh first parody. Jack, what do you think should happen? -evil grin-
Jack: -sweatdrops- What you want to happen! -shrinks to size of a mouse-
Honoo: Correct! Point one for Jack!
Jack: Yay, me!
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Dojo: Oh no! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! SHE'S COMING BACK, SHE'S COMING BACK!!
Kimiko: Who's coming back?
Dojo: The one girl who can destroy all life as we now know it. O.O
Raimundo: Oh my god!
Clay: That's creepier than a spider on Halloween.
Raimundo: What?
Omi: Oh no. Don't tell me it's--
Dojo: Yes, it is.
Master Fung: You need to use the Sphere of Yun if you want to--
CRASH!
Dojo: OH NO! SHE'S HERE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
A girl came up. She had shoulder length dark brown hair in a ponytail. She was wearing a green tank top that had Happy Bunny on it and said,"Hooray for guys with money" on it. She was also wearing blue sweatpants and a red, brown and white plaid skirt and she was wearing goth tennis shoes. She was tan and about 5'1".
Kimiko: She looks like a kid author.
Dojo: That's because she is...
Omi: In my research, her name is Elizabeth and she is like an author... of all life as we know it.
Elizabeth: Hello, everybody!
Raimundo: She seems nice.
Elizabeth: You're Raimundo right?
Raimundo: Yeah. Why?
Elizabeth frowns.
Elizabeth: I don't like you. Kimiko, go date Jack, or I'll make you. Omi, my sister told me to tell you go date Chase, and Clay turn into a mouse.
Clay poofed into a mouse. Chase and Jack poofed out of thin air.
Elizabeth: Hello, Jack!
Jack: AHHHH!!! NOT YOU!!! OK OK I WILL THIS TIME!!
Jack hugs Kimiko.
Chase: O.O
Elizabeth: Ahem...?
Omi and Kimiko: Eep! O.o
Omi jumps onto Chase's head and Kimiko hugs Jack.
Elizabeth: This is fun. Hmmm... Ok, Jack I like you. Kimiko blow into boiling pit of jealousy because Jack likes me not you. Kay?
Jack hugs me and Kimiko gets mad for no reason.
Elizabeth: Yay! Jack likes me and Kimiko is jealous! This is PERFECT ONLY ONE THING CAN STOP ME NOW!
Kimiko: And what is that?
Elizabeth: Me getting bored!
Everyone(except Elizabeth): EEP! O.O
3 months later...
Elizabeth: I'm bored now. You are all free to go!
Everyone(except Elizabeth): YES!!!!
The end!
Jack: That was fairly short.
Honoo: It was a parody. What do you think?
Jack: Whatever. Flames, reveiws anything!
