Xiaolin Parody

Honoo: Meh first parody. Jack, what do you think should happen? -evil grin-

Jack: -sweatdrops- What you want to happen! -shrinks to size of a mouse-

Honoo: Correct! Point one for Jack!

Jack: Yay, me!

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Dojo: Oh no! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! SHE'S COMING BACK, SHE'S COMING BACK!!

Kimiko: Who's coming back?

Dojo: The one girl who can destroy all life as we now know it. O.O

Raimundo: Oh my god!

Clay: That's creepier than a spider on Halloween.

Raimundo: What?

Omi: Oh no. Don't tell me it's--

Dojo: Yes, it is.

Master Fung: You need to use the Sphere of Yun if you want to--

CRASH!

Dojo: OH NO! SHE'S HERE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

A girl came up. She had shoulder length dark brown hair in a ponytail. She was wearing a green tank top that had Happy Bunny on it and said,"Hooray for guys with money" on it. She was also wearing blue sweatpants and a red, brown and white plaid skirt and she was wearing goth tennis shoes. She was tan and about 5'1".

Kimiko: She looks like a kid author.

Dojo: That's because she is...

Omi: In my research, her name is Elizabeth and she is like an author... of all life as we know it.

Elizabeth: Hello, everybody!

Raimundo: She seems nice.

Elizabeth: You're Raimundo right?

Raimundo: Yeah. Why?

Elizabeth frowns.

Elizabeth: I don't like you. Kimiko, go date Jack, or I'll make you. Omi, my sister told me to tell you go date Chase, and Clay turn into a mouse.

Clay poofed into a mouse. Chase and Jack poofed out of thin air.

Elizabeth: Hello, Jack!

Jack: AHHHH!!! NOT YOU!!! OK OK I WILL THIS TIME!!

Jack hugs Kimiko.

Chase: O.O

Elizabeth: Ahem...?

Omi and Kimiko: Eep! O.o

Omi jumps onto Chase's head and Kimiko hugs Jack.

Elizabeth: This is fun. Hmmm... Ok, Jack I like you. Kimiko blow into boiling pit of jealousy because Jack likes me not you. Kay?

Jack hugs me and Kimiko gets mad for no reason.

Elizabeth: Yay! Jack likes me and Kimiko is jealous! This is PERFECT ONLY ONE THING CAN STOP ME NOW!

Kimiko: And what is that?

Elizabeth: Me getting bored!

Everyone(except Elizabeth): EEP! O.O

3 months later...

Elizabeth: I'm bored now. You are all free to go!

Everyone(except Elizabeth): YES!!!!

The end!

Jack: That was fairly short.

Honoo: It was a parody. What do you think?

Jack: Whatever. Flames, reveiws anything!