Athena's love plan
Everyone knows that, Sanctuary always have economy problems, probably is because that our Saori-san is good at leading those Saints fighting but not developing economy.
So at some day some month some year, the third Saint Representative assembly of the economy problems is started.
Please have a look at the real newsreel for the assembly that some of our people had stolen.
Place: Papacy's Temple
Our Goddess looks at all the Saints, only nine people were here, six more less than what they have prepared. Screaming: "Why Camus, Milo, Aldebaran, Hyoga, Shiryu and Seiya aren't here? Saga, you're the Papacy but I think you didn't do this job really well, do you? So I'm going to deduct your emolument for two month!"
Saga (deduct my emolument? I didn't get my emolument for at least half a year!): "Hyoga have a wedding with Freya of the Charles's Wain's Asgard, Camus, Milo all went to their wedding. Shiryu and Shunrei were at their honeymoon, cannot be contact. And Aldebaran, he's now recording a movie called "Saint and the magic stone" at Hollywood, they will come to Sanctuary for a short record next month, so we could get some place charge……"
Then, our Goddess Athena's phone rang. Goddess (in a very kind voice): "Hello, I'm the beautiful, kind, cute, dignity, brightest Goddess Athena! (Her voice turned mad) You're Seiya, why you are not here for the assembly? I'm going to deduct your emolument! (Saori-san use this sentence so often)
Seiya: "my dearest Goddess, I don't have enough money, and my credit card is halted, so I can't pay the bill for a car, only can walk…… I won't take too long……
When Saori-san was talking with Seiya……
Aiolia: "Brother, look at the Papacy's room, better than ours! Yeah, juice……I haven't drunk any juice for at lease three months……Saga, May I have some?
Saga: ……
Shura: "Saga, why my Capricorn temple is broken and I have no money to fix it, but your room is so complete? Why you have air-conditioned, family theatre, fridge and lots of yummy food?"
Death-mask: "Saga! Is that because you had defalcated the public money? So Sanctuary always has economy problems!"
Mu, Shaka, Aphrodite: "Saga, why do you do that? Maybe we found the wrong person!"
Saga (sweet drop): "You all misunderstand me! Kanon brought those things for me; I didn't get my emolument for half year, too. Now all of my expenditure is from Kanon……
Aiolos: "The whole world is in economy problems, how can Kanon and those Sea- Fighters have a lot of money?"
Saga: "Poseidon, the King of the sea kingdom is the richest man in then world, Kanon's emolument for a week is two hundred thousand American dollars…… if I know that I want to join the queue to be a sea fighter……"
Goddess: "Saga…… what did you say?"
Saga: "I…… I'll always listen to what our Goddess Athena says!!"
Shun: "If Saori-san want to get married to Poseidon, then Sanctuary won't have any economy problems!"
Everyone: "That's a pretty good idea! If we can……"
Mu: "If our saint clothes are broken, we can make new ones, and don't need repairs anymore……"
Shaka: "And I don't need to plant vegetables in the Sara Garden to keep myself away from hunger……"
Death-mask: "And I don't need to go and steal Shaka's vegetables anymore……" (Shaka always close his eyes, so he doesn't know that somebody had stolen his food.)
Shura: "My temple is now going to be fixed, after that I will be really careful when I use the sword……" (Originally, Capricorn temple's broken is because of him)
Aiolia: "I can eat yummy food everyday……yeah!!!"
Aiolos: "Brother, you can't sell our sanctity Goddess only for food? But, if I have money, I will buy a golden ring for my girlfriend!" (What will Aiolos' girlfriend look like?)
Aphrodite: "If I have money, I will buy lots of rose seeds, then I can give Saga roses everyday……"
Saga: "I might go work in the sea kingdom, so I don't need to face Aphrodite everyday!
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When our golden saints are thinking of what they might do, they feel a great cosmos rise from behind them, Saori-san is fury:" Are you guys still saints? Actually you guys want your Goddess to get married! Further more you want your Goddess to get married with the most turpitude, most piggery and most abnormality person, Poseidon, the king of the sea kingdom? You guys are really made me angry…… I ……I'm going to deduct your emolument for two months!" (Goddess change a line when you're talking, please)
The assembly was ended with nothing; when Goddess' leave, our golden saints have another secret assembly with Shun, who get the good idea of "make Athena marry". They said they must make Sanctuary and the Sea Kingdom to become a big family. First step, use Saga to contact with Kanon. Poseidon, the king of the sea kingdom now is the richest man in the world, but Sanctuary always in economy problems, Shun had the good idea: get Athena to marry with Poseidon!!! But Athena is really opposed about it!
Our golden saints only can decide a secret "compel marry plan", first use Saga to contact with Kanon.
We're not going to talk about Saga and Kanon right now; we're going to talk about why Saori-san is really against about marry with Poseidon, the king of the sea kingdom.
For this question don't think is quite easy, actually is quite hard! Poseidon has money, have authority, have knowledge, have nice appearance, and now he's not improbity anymore, why Athena really hates him? The truth is……!!! Please come back after the advertisement!! (Sorry, wrong line!…...actually…… I haven't got the right line yet……?)
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Place: A network shop in Sanctuary (Shopkeeper: Shaina)
The Unicorn saint Jabu: "Landlord, is there any spare computer left?"
Shaina: "Saori-san had all the computers for today! You might need to come back later!"
Jabu: "Saori-san came to play internet again??? I think I wouldn't get a turn today, I'll come back tomorrow!"
Saori-san's now really interested in playing internet…… (Playing internet? Athena? Ha-ha-ha-ha……did she know where is the mouse?)
Suddenly a great cosmos said: "If a mouse has any use, why we're going to have keyboard? Further more, me, Saori Kido has already past the second period of the computer test!"
Another distrustful cosmos said: "Goddess' cheating!"
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I'm not going to say more, the truth is that Athena is in love with someone on the internet!!!!!!
Athena: I danced gently, in the crowd network …… (Everyone fall over)
Now, internet became a part of our life; another way, Sanctuary's economy is a problem, annoyance, hardship and morose, Saori-san only can use the internet to escape from the truth……then she met a friend on the internet called "Saoran. Use Athena's own description, it's a mindful, thoughtful, knowledgeable and interesting person!
Don't disbelieve me please; our Goddess is really in love with this man! So that's why the money loving Athena is really against about marries with the richest man in the world.
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Temporality, outside the network shop, a politeness, and handsome man is entered; behind him is a bunch of girls with expressions of primness and eyes with a pattern of hearts.
Shaina: "Saga! Are you come to play internet, too?"
Saga: "I want to find Kanon, but my phone's called off. He's helping Poseidon to build a network shop right now, so I think it will be easier for me to find him on the internet."
Shiana: "But, Papacy-sama, Saori-san's using all the computers in the network shop, today."
Saga: "I might need to borrow somebody else's phone to use then……"
Yet, all the girls behind Saga are yelling simultaneously: "Saga, I'll borrow you my phone; you can keep it if you want."
Thereupon Saga can contact Kanon, an hour later; Kanon's private plane's landing in Sanctuary!
Kanon: "Saga, is that true, about what you had said in the phone? You guys want our Majesty to marry your Goddess?"
Saga: "Voice down please! Athena's not agreeing yet, so we have to compel her to say yes by using our plans!"
(Saga, why are you so viperous? Ok, I see, your hair colour's changed!)
Kanon: "That's easy! But, I'm afraid that our Majesty doesn't want to marry Saori now! Let me have a little talk with him!"
Kanon took out his phone (with a screen) to talk to Poseidon. (Death-mask was hiding on top of a tree watching Kanon. At the same time he is slobber with jealousy, "Wao, that phone is so exclusive, I'm sure I could get hundreds and hundreds kilograms of hot crabs! Shaka's vegetables are not delicious, if I could have some hot crabs……"
Poseidon: "I see why now! Why Saori doesn't agree. Now, she and me just like sky and ground, why she's still so superiority? I don't like this type of girl!"
Kanon: So you Majesty. Does that mean you refuse that suggest?"
Poseidon: NO! I want marry her, I want to retaliate her! I'm going to marry her and then kick her out, Ha, Ha……" (When he said this sentence, he put his voice to a very low level, so except Kanon, no one had heard that.)
Kanon buzz off, smiled at Saga: "Our Majesty still really loves Saori; now let us have a little talk of how to get Saori-san into this love trap!"
For love and righteousness, for the people at Sanctuary to get rid off the poor life and for pay off all the foreign loans that Saori-san's company had owe, also for giving the saints a life with out doing any work … according to the Saga as the leader, all the saints had decided: get Athena to marry with the world's richest person, Poseidon. Because Saori-san have a crush on an internet inamoratos, so she really against. On the other hand, although Poseidon doesn't love Saori anymore, but for a repay, he still wants to "pursue" Saori-san. A buskin is going to start soon.
Place: Papacy's room
The door of the Papacy's room is locked; in front of the door is a caution sign. "The Papacy's having a bath, anyone who entered will die" was written in huge letter on the sign.
Saga: "It's my bathing time now, how about we talk about Athena's case next time."
Kanon: "What, a…a…again? If Athena married with Poseidon, you will get rid of the poor life and become rich! Tell me which one is important, become rich or having a bath."
Saga: "…Having a bath is more important!"
Kanon: (Fall over) Why this person is my brother? (Get up from the ground with tears) "… Saga, if Sanctuary become rich, you will be able to establish your bathroom, buy the newest marble knead bathtub …"
Saga: "Oh! Let's talk about Athena's case then!"
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Kanon: "Our Majesty is the most handsome, most rich, most polite, and most talent person, there are heaps of beauties and lady's from all around the world come to meet our Majesty and ask our Majesty to marry them…there's no one in the Sanctuary can do that! Our sea fighters…" (Kanon said with quite lot exultations)
Saga (His hair colour is changing into black slowly): "Do you have to boast? I have seen Poseidon. Talk about looks, he's not as pretty as Aphrodite, not as handsome as Camus; talk about style not as perfect as Mu; talk about knowledge not as clever as Shaka. AND, the wrothest part is that he can't even win those bronze saints….."
Kanon: "But…what about money?"
Saga: (His hair colour suddenly changed back into blue) "Poseidon is really good!"
Kanon: "9494! Let's arrange a date for them first."
Saga: "What happened if Saori-san won't go?"
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